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Catherine

There she blows!

About Me

Here are some things you should know about me: I have a disease that makes me show off my chewed food when I eat. I'm a vegetarian, but I hate mushrooms, so Portabella sandwiches are a no-no for me. I've battled face-leprosy and won, although I still have some scars. I'm an English major, but that's ok because I'm resigned to being poor for the rest of my life anyway. Someday I hope to have a Rottweiler puppy and name her either Sweetums or Valcore. I just got back from Peru a few days ago; in Peru, they like the song "El Condor Pasa," famously redone by Simon and Garfunkel, a whole lot. My idea of a perfect date would include either lots of activity, such as hiking in the woods, or extreme inertness, like watching movies or napping. I like naps a whole lot.

My Interests

Include, but are not limited to : reading, sleeping, eating chocolate, laughing when others fall down, running, walking, hiking, and any other forms of using my legs, watching good movies, watching bad movies, guys that scream like girls, and thinking about how I can make the world a better place (for me)(just kidding)(for everyone)(that I like)(just kidding again).

I'd like to meet:

A millionaire who is really absent-minded. So then I could just pick up all the money that he'd leave lying around, and it wouldn't be like stealing because he just left it there, and he wouldn't remember ever having that money to begin with, because he's so absent-minded. And then I'd have money to use for travel.

Heroes:

Jim Henson