Your results:
You are The Joker The Joker 69% Two-Face 66% Magneto 66% Venom 65% Green Goblin 62% Dr. Doom 59% Apocalypse 59% Riddler 57% Lex Luthor 56% Mr. Freeze 54% Dark Phoenix 49% Catwoman 45% Mystique 42% Kingpin 41% Juggernaut 26% Poison Ivy 11% The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Louis Francis John 'ape man 'Barber Corallo
Birthday: 11th June
Birthplace: Blackpool beach 'actually on the beach whilst my mum was riding a donkey'
Current Location: Salisbury/Eastbourne
Eye Color: brown 'my favourite colour ;)'
Hair Color: greasy slick black
Height: 5'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: i do it with both
Your Heritage: siscilian and apes
The Shoes You Wore Today: the ones i nicked from oxfam
Your Weakness: clergy molistation humour
Your Fears: boobs, large feet and reflections
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage feast 'are we still talking about pizza'
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: move down to an a cup
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shall i get my ribs removed
Thoughts First Waking Up: whos this strange man next to me
Your Best Physical Feature: my hairy back
Your Bedtime: whenever the mans near
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: group, men only
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappachina, love that creamy froath
Do you Smoke: the cock
Do you Swear: by the almight penis
Do you Sing: into the pink mic
Do you Shower Daily: when it rains
Have you Been in Love: with a scott
Do you want to go to College: been, great for experimentation
Do you want to get Married: when the leagalise it
Do you belive in yourself: i believe in my penis in your asshole
Do you get Motion Sickness: only on my boyfriends knee
Do you think you are Attractive: for a monkey...
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: too well
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love it when god bowls
Do you play an Instrument: i am grade 8 in triangle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no loosen it up
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: rohipnal, poppers, the good shit
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i don't do dates, i like to dive right in
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup great for picking up totty
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oh yeah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: oh yeah
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: rampant rabbit
Ever been Drunk: oh yeah
Ever been called a Tease: all the time
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: cock in hand
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: be a stunt cock in small penis productions
What country would you most like to Visit: thiland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: blonde
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: 6'2
Weight: -
Best Clothing Style: little
Number of Drugs I have taken: too many
Number of CDs I own: madonnas disckology
Number of Piercings: prince albert only
Number of Tattoos: one on my arm in elfish
Number of things in my Past I Regret: women
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