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blooop

wHY is a raven like a writing-desk?

About Me

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATHIS IS WELL FUNI HAve a little bit of skin covering quite alot of things ull rather not hear. I like to take short brisk walks in the beautifull english sunshine and talk to the wales as i throw pebbles in the sea. I sometimes grow purple mellons in my backgarden along with hoasting anual giant snail races (very popular with the ladies-they love up them snails) errr ye nick name CrackyMc Crackson and i love singing on the toilet

My Interests

i like to see things then rearage it so you see CHILDREN. i want to make a film so far it involves a doles house some drunk rabbit, a blue car and a pirate ship, all i need is for the sun to come out. imust say I DO I DO I DO LIKE pirates cut a long story short im interested in everythinggggggggggggg including why mud is brown
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Georg
Birthday: thats my most missed memory
Birthplace: Indian Ocean
Current Location: Narnia
Eye Color: orange
Hair Color: purple
Height: 0.5cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: do a bit of both
Your Heritage: a wodden sauspan with no bottom nor sides
The Shoes You Wore Today: invisable
Your Weakness: left ear...cant lift a thing
Your Fears: you shld learn its rude to ask such personal questions
Your Perfect Pizza: mellon flavored
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to come out of the closset
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Jack Ben Benny is a cat who dresses like a big young bareheaded woman in an apron
Thoughts First Waking Up: when will I be able to shave ?
Your Best Physical Feature: my photocopier
Your Bedtime: 7:22 past one hour and three turns
Your Most Missed Memory: er its missing
Pepsi or Coke: always the real thing
MacDonalds or Burger King: considering im a Queen I shld get married to a King so ..Burger King
Single or Group Dates: i date in BILLIONS
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: How much?
Chocolate or Vanilla: wats the prices?
Cappuccino or Coffee: geeeeessss stop trying to get me to by tings
Do you Smoke: yes please
Do you Swear: wat fuck u say?
Do you Sing: my voicbox and i had anargument now its run away from home with my vocal chords and larynks.
Do you Shower Daily: i livein a cave there are no showers
Have you Been in Love: every day
Do you want to go to College: not wen its well early in the morning
Do you want to get Married: to my dog Potato
Do you belive in yourself: I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: no but i dnt go throu many motions
Do you think you are Attractive: never looked at myself in the mirror, hence why i dnt own a shower and live in a cave
Are you a Health Freak: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: i stand on top of a tree every time
&..39;Do you play an Instrument:' yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the dingdangdooloi
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what is this Alcohol...sheeps blood? in that case every day
In the past month have you Smoked: already ansered...NEXT!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: OF CORSE get headachs daily init
In the past month have you gone on a Date: every day
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i dnt live in america
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i dnt eat super Heros i class them as special
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: FREE THE FISH!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeeees i made it in my backgarden
In the past month have you been Dumped: on what?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: na, just Fatty Dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: stop trying to get me arrested ...i tell on u
Ever been Drunk: 7888rrosnihjkoan eqij4n joiififr[pw;3 4[]3
Ever been called a Tease: oh that is a big question
Ever been Beaten up: by a gan of miskeetoes
Ever Shoplifted: once again stop with the 7yr jail sentences
How do you want to Die: in a book
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an orrange
What country would you most like to Visit: Narnias nextdorrneighbour Barnia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: purple
Favourite Hair Color: translucent
Short or Long Hair: at least 4000 metres
Height: 5 billion metres
Weight: 1 gram
Best Clothing Style: u make me sick
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5+77+2658947+3+568+9999999+666+3214543+7=9+3=66+0= ill come back with the answere can only add up with my fingers
Number of CDs I own: 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 888888
Number of Piercings: 100
Number of Tattoos: 100 billion
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I'd like to meet:

mY dead hampster to oppologise for attaching so many parashoots to its back and testing them to see if they worked DO U think its also possible that i could meet up with the caterpilla from Alice In Wounderland and hav a munch on its mushroooom Ye so if you can organise this for me i willl appreaciate it...alot

Music:

NO NOISE POLLUTION IM A VEGITARIAN

Movies:

ANYTJING good i lovvvvvvvve films MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!!!