This needed rewriting so here we go, and ill try to be as accurate as i can:
Hi i'm Kit, actually no im not, im Christopher Graham Turner, but for now i think we'll stick with the relatively simple 3-lettered nom de guerre as oppossed to the 11-lettered given name that i have to resort to the "Babies Book of Names A-Z" in order to spell. Im 18, but thats practically a lie because im 19 in just over 2 months so in order to 'future-proof' this profile i'll exercise some artistic or at least chronological lisence and claim i'm 19 (which i probably am, tu connais?) I live in Churchdown, Gloucestershire, England which is claimed by many (inhabitants of Churchdown) to be the largest village in england, interestingly my mother was born in Churchdowns main competitor Easington in Co. Durham. This unfortunately is also a somewhat time-fuse delayed lie, no not the bit about my mother, rather my own home, which by the time most people read this will presumably be somewhere in Sellyoak, Birmingham ... fabby
Lets try and focus on things which are not lies, i have a female-thingymajigy-wotsit-doodah.. you know... girlfriendy-beefettey-thingy also known as ma piece, ma julie, or more formally Jo. shes rather nice and so i tend to put up with her possible phsycosis (she once thought she was a pelican), and her somewhat unhealthy cravings for mayonnaise, because she makes me smile a fair bit and doesnt run away when i turn up on her doorstep like most women.
I enjoy Sport, mostly swimming which i do for Gloucester City, and which i have done for the past 12/13 years. Although its interesting to note that in that time i have won a whole 1 gold medal. I like to think of myself as a Bronze Specialist, i am a sprint breaststroker... Kitijima is my homeboy. In addition i enjoy the odd bit of hockey which it turns out im not too appallingly bad at (for definition of appalling: see my rugby or football or cricket skills). I'd quite like to play for one of the uni teams but im fairly sure ill be somewhat outclassed, ah well bronze specialist.
Recently i have become interested in running and am currently training for a half marathon (which by the time most people read this i will have run on September 14th). Its something that bizarrely i would like to continue into the future despite the holocaustal impact it is having on my body. It turns out i am a masochist after all, hooray.
I'm big on music, and on dancing around like a wanker to it, and on playing it, and on listening to it, and on being inspired by it, and on running to it, and on immersing myself in it, (mostly just dancing around like a wanker, which is useful because apart from 1950 swing jazz i cannot dance for fuck). I used to play Bass Guitar in an Indie Band, and am currently pursuing my own solo project, (not on Bass though that would be 'avant-garde' and fucking amazing and probably also shit. Instead this project is mostly acoustic 6-string based, possibly with a wee bit of percussion, vocals and piano lobbed in. I also happen to be fairly nifty at the old Brass Family, having previously played Euphonium and Cornet for about 10 years.
wow
I am a Geologist.
+4 Stamina
+2 Pub Finding
It is a real subject and one that i could spout for hours about, thus its usually best to avoid such questions/staments as the following when near me at a party:
"So why is this place so Hilly then?"
"How come so much stuff is made out of concrete nowadays?"
"Jurassic Park was good wasnt it?"
and the old favourite:
"I'm a devout Christian, if the Bible says something, we should take that literally"
I dont suffer fools, which is unfortunate because i am quite alot of one myself. I like doing stupid things to get peoples respect/admiration/pity/sympathy/any kind of attention they will give me and im intensly arrogant about why people pay this aforementioned attention to me.
I like tigers, RAWR.
I like Wind and Rain WOOOSH
I like Electro-Beeps and Clatters BOOP BOP BEEP TING TANG
I like Girls and i like Boys NOM NOM NOM
I like Dancing TAP TAP TAP
(but only when no-ones watching)
I like Flying ZOOOOM
I like Shooting BANG BANG
I like Swimming SPLOOSH
I like Running PANT PANT
I like the bedroom WINK WINK
I like shouting and screaming away my frustration to empty skies and singing and dancing till my feet can no-long support my body. I like staring into infinity and seeing swirling stars and closing my eyes and watching the bright lights smash and collide across the inside of my mind. I like making people smile smiles that they would never have had without me and smiling myself because i know this is true and good. I like days when i run for hours to places ive never been before and i like days when i curl up inside my quilt and never leave this soft cocoon of my soul. I like being poetic without talent and i like being blunt without need. I like to think when there is no need and i like to never think at all and empty my mind and just
be
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