It's so funny how true this is. Trust me, I went to a catholic school for 13 years.
You're a catholic school girl when...
1.You mastered the art of cheating
and cramming
2. One word: Retreat
3. At one time, you liked your uniform
4. You got kicks outta being able to wear
your PJs to school
5. You had a way of making yourself
look so innocent when everyone
knows that you really aren't.
6. It cost you 100 bucks to park in
the school parking lot
7. Everyone hugs each other to greet people
8. At dances, you formed an all-girls circle
where no guys could take over
9. You're blonde, once were, wish
you were, or just act like it.
10. You violated as many dress
codes as possible and when you get
caught, you pretended that you 'didn’t know'
11. You have countless obsessions
with guys you have never even
met or never talked to
12. At least one of your friends
thought that she was pregnant
by junior year
13. You have NO problem joking
around about being a lesbian
14. You spent many a religion class
listening to your teacher preach about
the Church's take on premarital sex,
abortion, and the death penalty
15. You SERIOUSLY don't
know how to shut up
16. "Remember when’s" are your specialty
17. At least one of your friends names are
Sarah, Katie, Megan, or Lauren
18. Guys ask you if you still have your
uniform and if you would wear it for them
19. Your skirts stopped fitting, but
were too cheap/lazy to buy new ones,
so you just pinned them.
20. Shaving your legs was optional, even
when wearing skirts. actually, putting
any effort into your appearance was
optional.
21. Whenever guys came on campus, the
entire school knew their names, cars
they were driving, which school they were from and eye
color within minutes.
22. The guys just get passed around...
and you've hooked up with at least one
of the guys your friend has
23. Everyone knows about everyone
elses business.. even if you've
never talked to them
24. You like to talk shit but don’t
back it up or do anything about it
25. You call the girls at your school a
HOE for no reason.
all the men in my "general" section to theee left
the outsiders
My Little Mermaid