You might see me flying around the city saving lives and rescuing dogs from trees and licking their vaginas. It's not an easy life to be a super hero. Some people say that all I have to do is look pretty and listen for crys of help. But these looks aren't without work. I work 23 hours a day to look this good. Sometimes I don't even bother helping people because when I look at myself in the mirror, I get distracted and blow a super hero load on the mirror. But hey, we all got our flaws. Fortunately I don't have any, and thats why my super hero name is Mr Purfect. (I spelled perfect wrong on purpose, it's kinda a little super hero joke....you wouldn't understand)I really need to start getting out there. 3% is fuckin pathetic
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
If you are not natalie portman let's just say i don't want to meet you, but since my girlfriend sorta kinda a little bit looks like her then I guess I don't really need to meet anyone. (yes she actually does get told that alot)
