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Lorna

You know when you said it went well? Well, when you said well, did you mean shite?

About Me


Hihi. Living it up in the locale of Ibrox. Six out of ten days I work (typing all the interesting stories that cops tell me). Four out of ten days I sleep (too much), eat (a LOT), drink (excessively), avoid housework, play computer games (Guitar Hero/Mario Kart/MGS4), watch TV (Heroes/You've Been Framed), watch DVDs (Spaced! Black Books. Flight of the Conchords) and spend every available minute I have surfing the Internet unless I have a good enough distraction.

I spend most of my wages on booze/takeaways/games, though sometimes I go all out and buy some dresses and shoes, which I never end up wearing...

I feel like my Weight Watchers saga is never going to end. If only I wasn't a lazy basturt and went to the gym once in a while.

If this was my singles add, I'm sure I'd be inundated!

More recent pics and stuff can be found at my bebo! www.bebo.com/ferkle

My Interests

If I'm not working away I'm generally playing Guitar Hero or wasting away my life on the interweb. If someone has a better offer and it involves alcohol consumption, I'm usually all for that... and if it involves all of the above (well, except work of course) then all the better.

I'd like to meet:

For the eye-candy and for possible marriage proposals: Robert Pattinson (UNF! Nom, etc.), Simon Pegg, Ryan Phillippe, Ewan McGregor, Alan Rickman, Michael Ball, Derren Brown and Shia LaBeouf. (Aye, I know that's random as fuck.)

Movies:

Check out: http://www.flixster.com/user/amateurdreamer

Television:

Heroes, Spaced, Black Books, Flight of the Conchords.

Books:

Twilight and Harry Potter. They're about the only ones I can read with enthusiasm anyway. Aye, I have the reading mentality of a 13 year old lassie.

Heroes:

I love teh Fearne Cotton!!!!!111!! Honest, if I could pick one celeb to be my best mate it would be her. (Ahem, well aside from Robert Pattinson, but I'm not that interested in friendship with him, n'am saying?)

My Blog

YAS!

In 8 days time I'll be in London!  Not only that, but I'll be sat watching Les Misérables!!!  That's pee your pants excitement for me bytheway.  Best birthday present ever.  Need s...
Posted by Lorna on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:50:00 PST

Brrr!

my room is fecking freezing at the mo, and this is my excuse for not getting any uni work done, hahaha. everythings confusing me at the moment, which totally sucks.  one minute i'm dead happy and...
Posted by Lorna on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 08:29:00 PST

Uni is baws! What's Kudos??

hawl! not really been writing anything in this here blog.  uni is being annoying and taking up loads of my time :(  just think though, in june it'll be all over, forever!! woooo! aside from ...
Posted by Lorna on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 08:14:00 PST

work & HP

well, here's my first blog here. ahem. today i was a lazy shit and sat in my pj's desperately trying to finish harry potter.  but then i got distracted by talking to colin on the phone for ages, ...
Posted by Lorna on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST