"Killer Whale" - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have the attention span of a 12 year old child at Disneyland, so my interests are far too numerous to list at this time, but to put your mind at ease I do love children...or at least yelling random things at them, though I've found that the most common reaction to my sage advice is being flipped off by children 12 and under. It's prepares them for real life and the realization many people that will undoubtably end up hating them. I enjoy cake decorating, three legged races and competative crying. Since a young age I have always been fascinated with mashed potato sculptures and dirty french words. I firmly believe that "Idiot boyfriend" by Jimmy Fallon was written just for me, 'cause I'm an idiot and I'm your boyfriend'. I love pinatas, when you hit them CANDY falls out! It's like a beautiful dream. It also creates a solid standard for children; "Hey Billy hit that lamp and see if candy comes out of there too!" When I'm not destroying or verbally abusing inanimate objects I continue on my hero quest with my brethren, The BAMA, to rid the world of fear by punching bees. FUCK BEES!! (That Dane Cook is a silly bitch). Pigeons are the assholes of the animal kingdom. They serve no real purpose and all they do is shit all over things and multiply. Alfred Hitchcock's movie "Birds" would have been much more horrifying if he had used pigeons instead of seagulls, because that really could have happened. Many things in my life intrigue me lately and I find myself at a crossroad right now. I think I might just stand in the middle of the road and hope a bus hits me._________________________________________________________ _____ I love to go to the schoolyard and watch the children jump and scream, but they don't know I'm using blanks.- Jack Handy ____________________________________________________________ __ "Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?...You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you."

My Interests

When attacking a single ninja with a clan of ninja (more than 4, less than that is only a posse), it is proper ninja etiquette to fight with only one ninja at a time. This makes for a much nicer fight to the death.NOTE: if you are planning to fight the mack daddy ninja, be sure to bring lots of lesser ninja to warm him up for your grand entrance.

I'd like to meet:

Scrooge McDuck and Bill Nye the Science Guy

Music:

"This is that day cause I can feel it. You know the type of day you ain't lettin' bad vibes invade your spirit. As the birds chirp your favorite tune; it's like I'm right back in my momma's womb. Cause everything is so serine. And the temperature is just right. Not a worry in sight and plus the sun is shining bright, it's a beautiful day"

Movies:

"You're smart. I like you. I'll probably give you a nickname."

Books:

Amazing Spider-Man ..129 - The first apperance of the Punisher.

Heroes:

I see that many people have put down Batman as one of their heros. But I think that's pretty unfair to the rest of the Justice League. So I'm going to put the Flash down in this category. Plus the tv show was pretty money. Another one of my personal heros would have to be Duck Dodgers.

My Blog

Things I could never tell you.

Yesterday I wanted to speak of it; this feeling, my feelings. The sense above the others that to me is important because all that I know derives from what it teaches me. It feels odd becau...
Posted by "Killer Whale" on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

HAHA, How funny is this!?!?!

Local Teen Slated to Masturbate Furiously September 11, 1996 | Issue 3005 SALEM, INIn a move designed to relieve several years of pent-up sexual frustration, area teen Jeremy Royce is slated for fe...
Posted by "Killer Whale" on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:39:00 PST

Welcome to THE GAME

The game: The first player of this game starts with 6 weird things/habits/stories aboutthemselves, and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weirdthings, as well as state this rule cle...
Posted by "Killer Whale" on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:14:00 PST

Christopher M. Foy, A Great American

Since the environment is my favorite topic, I'd like to take a minute and talk about one of my personal heroes and good friend, Christopher M. Foy. Youd be amazed how many Eco-heroes are out the...
Posted by "Killer Whale" on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 05:16:00 PST

Founded in 1908. The Germans named it "San Diego", which translated means "A whale's vagina"

So the other day I was thinking that I should go visit my cousin Shamu. He's serving a life sentence down at Sea World in San Diego. Him and a buddy of his were off of Southeast ...
Posted by "Killer Whale" on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST