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About Me

In a word, I'm a grotesquely hideous individual who must go through life wearing a paper bag over my head, both for my protection and that of others. Well, that wasn't really a word, it was more like twenty or so, but you get the idea. Beyond my inability to count, I'm your typical theatre/ video game/ movie-obsessed college student. My talents are endless, ranging from Super Smash Brothers for the N64 to Super Smash Brothers Brawl for the Wii. I'm also quite good at not getting girls. As you can probably tell, I take very little seriously and consider my sense of humor to be my most valuable asset, awful though it may be. One thing I do take seriously, though, is my friends and the people close to me, and I try to be as good to others as I can possibly muster.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone without the following afflictions: arrogance, condescension, stubbornness, blatant ignorance, bullheadedness, close-mindedness, nessness, and excessive body odor.

My Blog

So happy together

I just asked Kit to marry me.  She said yes.
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:12:00 GMT

...but alas, no free burritos were forthcoming

So I saw my favorite band, Dream Theater, in concert in Phoenix last week.  After the adventure that was navigating through rush hour Phoenix traffic with EVERY SINGLE LANE CLOSED, we arrived at ...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 21:05:00 GMT

Bite my shiny metal ass

So I saw Transformers last night, the movie I was looking forward to this year the most next to the new Spider-Man movie (which, like Transformers, I also saw for free the day before it came out)...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 14:56:00 GMT

Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned

So I had my wisdom teeth taken out yesterday, and what an experience it was (and continues to be).  They started off by putting me on nitrous oxide, or as my good Nordic friend Lars Ümlaüt says, ...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 18:19:00 GMT

Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix

I recently started playing through Baldur's Gate 2 once again.  For those of you not in the know, it happens to be my favorite video game of all time.  Following is a chronicle of my exploit...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 15:38:00 GMT

Cookies are my business... and business is good!

I was talking to my brother about Winston Churchill, whom I somewhat arbitrarily designated the "third most-quotable person of all time," when I decided to create a more concrete list of such individu...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:13:00 GMT

It's called a whammy bar--DEAL with it!

Today as I was walking to my car from a devastating round of senior seminar, I passed by Corbett Center, where a middle-aged man dressed in a suit was delivering an impromptu sermon to a group of stud...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 13:20:00 GMT

I saw a line and assumed it had something to do with cupcakes

Last night at rehearsal for The Nature of Mutation, myself and a few other actors who had little to do in act 2 decided to play a game in which we come up with reasons to kill ourselves.  Not act...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:53:00 GMT

I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV

Looking through my plethora of Seussical pictures brings interesting memories of that particular show to mind.  That show frustrated me like no other show has before.  I think the very fact ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 15:47:00 GMT

Prepare the emergency ham

Stop me if you've heard this one before. An evil Emperor rises to power by killing off a bunch of Mystical Warriors, except for one, who runs to a Backwater Town and becomes a Hermit.  Years late...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 11:32:00 GMT