About Me:

My name is
JEN
I save children
But not the British children
I ate the opponent's brains
and invented cocaine.
Im George Mother Fuckin Washington
Im ...
A stalker
Over obsessive
A pervert
I am in denial about Narcissism
About half the time anything that comes out of my mouth,
doesnt make any sence.
I think damn near EVERYTHING is funny
For this I have been called an asshole and insensitive
I irritate the fuck out of people
Its a hobby
Its art
The art of Human Study
"Your a Stupid Bitch"
This is somthing I hear on a regular basis,
But it doesnt offend me anymore
mainly because I LOVE ATTENTION.
Good Attention
Bad Attention
Its all the same to me.
I have no shame for myself
Social Retardation is a big part of this
I do stupid things and I love it
Some call it being immature and obnoxious.
They may be right
Fuck them anyways, I like being dumb
I dont take life seriously
So why should anyone take me seriously
My Karma is vast
It will take years to get rid of
Life is swell for the time beging
But I feel in a few years it might suck
For the most part I really dont have a life.
But the part that I do have revolves around 10 main things.
1
Swedish Fish
#2
Plastic Owls
#3
David Hasselhoff
#4
Reading Rainbow
#5
Dr.Phil
#6
Veit Fucking Nam!!!
#7
Gabe the Babe
#8
Wigs
#9
Exposing myself to cance
#10
Fetuses

"But This is Really Good Sauce"
-Jen,while at an evening dinner with Vikie.

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