Well, its a pretty average life I lead. I Graduated school in the top 80 percentile of my class so The job offers came rolling in; Hammock cobbler, assistant art director on the pilot for a remake of Mr. Belvidere, self defense instructor at a mediocre school for half witted ninja assasins (the ones who attack one at a time instead of all at once), all the convenience store chains wanted me, but it was a career in the lucrative field of bowling alley pin jockey that caught my eye. It gives me the time I need to hone my crafts; playing Keytar, breeding/racing hampsters, stalking Billy Zabka (the guy that played Johnny in THE KARATE KID), etc. I'm sponsored by numerous Fortune 500 companies for my talents. I have 7 friends and one of them is Tom, I stink.^
