Once upon a time, in a hospital in a relatively well-developed part of the kingdom of Winter Park, a baby was born. It was hideous and purple and had long fur covering all of its bodies (as babies are typically born) and it had lare brown eyes that were always wide open. The mother and father of this child were horrified by the grotesque nature of their progeny. For several years, they raised the child, despite her bestial nature, and as she grew she became more animal than human. Several times, she would be sent back from the convent school in which she was being raised with neon green slips of parchment that read: "Your child is a monstrosity. Today she bit so-and-so. Consider getting a muzzle on that demon-baby of yours." and the like. Eventually, when she became old enough, she went to study at the empirial (sic?) university in the far-off kingdom of Sanford. There, she was accepted because every other subject of the kingdom fornicated like rabbits, so one more animal was more-or-less no trouble at all.
The end. (May the divines bless our humble kingdom of Bokey.)
