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Alejandro

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I suppose rampant egotism is the norm these days as well as a complete desire to remove oneself from all accountability of one's actions...so I'm just awesome and without fault. Seriously.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jack Palance, Jack Nicholson, your hot single mom, and your hot barely legal sister.What? Like anyone would argue with me

My Blog

New Marines are pussies...

Yeah.  I said it.  I'm sitting at home, watching the television...and what do I see?  Oh yeah baby, here it comes....the latest Marine Corps advertisements.  I must say, the Marine...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 00:14:00 GMT

Immigration & You

I fancy myself to be rather open-minded about a great many things in life.  I find immigration to be something that is seriously over-analyzed.  You have people from both sides of the p...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:34:00 GMT

Going to hell for my brilliance

It's Olympic Fever time, and boy do I have the information YOU need.Now history has always hated the brilliant...not everyone can be an astronaut after all.  SOMEONE has to serve me fries....but ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 13:15:00 GMT

Well a Merry Muthafucking Christmas to you too!

Christmas.  The season for caring, family, eating a shitload of food, and getting your license ganked from you by the cops.  Ok, not so much the family & eating a shitload of food...but ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 12:59:00 GMT

The levels of teenage ANGST

This took a great deal of research, and so far it's still a work in progress.  But after being forced to deal with high school students on a daily basis (and a bit of assistance from Veta), I bel...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 18:48:00 GMT

You...vs a bunch of 5 year olds. Who wins?

Now here's my favorite "What if" scenario that I've ever been presented with. I saw this earlier and so I present it to you, the viewing public. The specifics: - You are in an enclosed area, r...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Mar 2005 20:14:00 GMT

College...the easiest time you'll ever waste

Why do people sweat college so much? Is it the whole "I'll never get a good job if I don't go to college" mentality? Or the "I fucked up my entire life, but now I want to set it straight so I'm go...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Mar 2005 22:22:00 GMT

You are not Avril, you are not Justin

Look, face facts kids. Wearing a tie does not make you edgy or punk...blasting loud crap-rap while wearing Abercrombie & Fitch does not make you black and from the ghetto. Neither does playing said ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jan 2005 15:01:00 GMT