life, friends, drums, music, partying
I'd like to meet:
Steve Perry, Deen Castronovo, Steve Smith, John Popper, Roger Waters, and the entire cast of Grandma's Boy. Oh and Al Pacino, Georgle Carlin, Joe Pesci, and Robin Williams.
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: Joseph
Birthday:: 8/17/88
Birthplace:: providence RI
Eye Color:: brown
Hair Color:: brown
Height:: 5'6-5'7?
Weight:: 120
Right handed or Left handed?: right
Your Heritage:: italian and w/e else idc but ITALIAN RULES
My Worst Habit:: boredom
Zodiac Sign:: Leo the most powerful
Shoe Size:: 10 1/2
Pants Size:: 30 waist?
Innie or Outie?: innie
Parents Still Together?: since 1976
The Shoes You Wore Today:: stayed home wore socks
Your Weakness:: music, girls, chinese food
Your Fears:: losing a limb so i can't play drums
Your Perfect Pizza:: cheese peperoni sausage onions bacon
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: break into the music scene here in vegas
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: "wtf? don't put that in there"
Thoughts First Waking Up:: damn i miss my friends
Your Best Physical Feature:: ...is tucked into my sock
Your Bedtime:: whenever i want
Your Most Missed Memory:: omfg everyone in RI especially Brian, Derek, Joe, The Du's, Will, Nick, Lee-Ann, Guy, Red Squirrel, Pete, LO...
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: black, shades of blue
Food?: pizza, chinese
Sport?: baseball, watching the Patriots
Animal?: Dog, Llama
Ice Cream?: black raspberry
Candy?: milky way midnight
Store?: gotta love Wal-Mart, Guitar Center
Salad Dressing?: creamy italian
Actor?: chris farley, mel brooks, robin williams
Song?: Dont Stop Believing
Letter?: all of them..fuckin' dumb question
Number?: 69
Gum?: bubblicious
Holiday?: january 21 is JOURNEY DAY in Hollywood
Season?: summer
Toothpaste Flavor?: minty
Radio Station?: 96.3 Classic Rock in Las Vegas
Perfume?: Axe
Scent besides perfume?: food
Body part on the opposite sex?: T's and A's baby
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Happy
How Do You Want To Die?: quickly, hopefully sleeping or really drugged up
Turn ons:: hot girls with a head on their shoulders, girls who drink or smoke, and honestly, girls who dress slutty haha
Turn offs:: fake people, ghetto people who sound extremely uneducated, followers, drama creating dumb bitches, immature girls
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: haha they're all one of a kind
Who's The Loudest?: DEREK
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Brian
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Brian
Who's The Shyist?: none of them
When Have You Cried The Most?: geeking around the GB at the Du's
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: right now it'd be being back in Johnston that and Journey concerts
Worst Feeling?: being away from everyone
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: idk i'm thinking about a lot of shit right now
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: nothing
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: 96
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: ground
Let's look at the: paper. see what good movies are playing
What a nice: idea
Where did all the: girls with good taste in music go
Why can't we: all just get a bong?
Silly, little: dip shit lol
Isn't it weird that: nice guys finish last
Never under any circumstance: does a man ever say "stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police"
I wish: i was at the Du's
Everyone has a: hole in their heart because they miss me too =)
I am: in las vegas
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: no
Been To Juvie?: no
Mooned Someone?: no
Been Rejected?: i'm sure at one time or another
Ran Away From Home?: no
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: yea
Skipped School?: no but i've shown up high a LOT and left early a few times
Thought About Suicide?: hell no
Slept Outside?: yea
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: hell yea brian and derek back in the day
Cried In School?: from laughing
Thrown Up In School?: yup in the girls bathroom!!
Wanted To Be a Model?: no lol
Cheated On Someone?: no
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: hah yeah
Seen A Dead Body?: yea
Been Bitched Out?: yea
Drank Alcohol?: yea
Smoked?: pass the bong please
Been On Drugs?: see above
Eaten Sushi?: fuck that
Been On Stage?: i looooooove being onstage it's what i was born to do
Gone Skinny Dipping?: no
Shoplifted?: tic tacs
Been Drunk?: yea
Been Called A Tease?: no
Been Beaten Up?: no
DO YOU
Swear?: fucking dick faced cock flap cunt shit bitch hole
Sing Well?: very well
Shower Daily?: yes
Want To Go To College?: yes
Want To Get Married?: yes
Believe In Yourself?: yes
Get Motion Sickness?: no
Think You Are Attractive?: i have confidence
Get Along With Your Parents?: yea
Like Thunderstorms?: in vegas a thunderstorm is 1/200 of an inch of rain with a LOT of thunder so they're ok
Play An Instrument?: drums, harmonica, sing
Own An IPOD?: no
Pray?: i say what i need to sometimes
Go To Church?: no
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: no
Keep A Journal/Diary?: i have a livejournal that hasn't been updated since august 2004
Dance In The Rain?: no
Sing In The Shower?: yea
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: mountain dew
McDonald's or Burger King?: KFC, Sonic
Single or Group Dates?: both
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: strawberries
Meat or Veggies?: meat
TV or Movie?: both
Guitar or Drums?: DRUMS
Adidas or Nike?: what ever's on sale
Chinese or Mexican?: chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: honey bunches of oats or cinnamon toast crunch
Cake or Pie?: cheesecake, chocolate cream pie
MTV or VH1?: both
Blind or Deaf?: neither
Boxers or Briefs?: boxer briefs
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: no
Write With Both Hands?: no
Whistle?: yea
Blow A Bubble?: yea
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: no but i can do another thing that no one else can do. you gotta see it i can't explain it. but it could def. come in handy when i'm goin' down on a girl haha
Cross Your Eyes?: no
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: no
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: no
Dance?: grind lol
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: yup!
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: my dog
You Talked To On The Phone:: leeann
You Instant Messaged:: lana
You Hugged:: my dog
You Yelled At:: my dog
You Played A Sport With:: my dog
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: 5 minutes ago
Time You Cried?: i dont even remember been so long
Movie You Watched?: i'm watching Hook
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: anthing berry
Joke You Told?: it was probably at work a month and a half ago
Song You've Sung?: stone in love
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: las vegas my room
What Can You See Out Your Window?: a house
Are You Listening To Music?: no watching a movie
What Are You Wearing?: shorts and a patrick from sponge bob t-shirt
What's On Your Mousepad?: dont have one lol
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: there has to be. space is infinate. life on earth is only possible because we're a certain distance away from a heat source (a star). somewhere in space there has to be life
Do you believe in miracles?: sure
Magic?: nah lol
Love at first sight?: see it to believe it
God?: there is good
Satan?: there is evil
Ghosts?: who's to say there is or isn't
Santa?: Saint Nick was real but not the fat red fucker who drives the bambi mobile
Evolution?: yea GREAT JOURNEY ALBUM
IN A GIRL...
Fav Eye Color:: nothing particular
Fav Hair Color:: whatever looks good
Short or Long Hair:: long
Height:: shorter than me or at maximum the same as me
Weight:: not fat
Best Clothing Style:: whatever looks good
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Italy, Canada, Japan
Number Of CD's I Own:: ayy at least 100 or so
Your Good Luck Charm:: i have a few things
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2
Do you drink milk?: yup
Person You Hate Most:: gary
Most Outdated Phrase:: stupid teenage girls saying "i'm depressed"
Do you think God has a gender?: who the hell knows
Where do you think we go when we die?: somewhere else
How many rings until you answer the phone?: sometimess less than 1
What is something scientists need to invent?: something that is different and cool, like maybe a cure for cancer, or a TV with a pizza dispenser
Are you a health freak?: i'm healthy
Are you a virgin?: no
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: omfg i wanna go to space so bad
What is the worst weather?: snow
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: nope i had drums
How many grades have you failed?: i never stayed back
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Music:
Ok so music is my life pretty much. I had my own band (till i moved) called LOG OF DOOM. We played hardcore grunge rock heavily influnced by old school metal/rock. My favorite bands are JOURNEY, STYX, PINK FLOYD, YES, LED ZEPPELIN, Phish, Grateful Dead, Red Squirrel, Bruce Springsteen, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Honest Bob and the Factory to Dealer Inscentives, Blues Traveler, Finntroll, Maroon 5, Los Lonely Boys, Syd Barret, BILLY JOEL, AC/DC, Death, MegaDeath, Lamb of God, Slayer, Black Sabbath, Strapping Young Lad, Sonata Arctica, Elvis Presley, Simon & Garfunkle, 311, NECRO, Bouncing Souls, 3 Inches Of Blood, Stevie Wonder, Clutch, Immortal Technique, Afroman, The Doors, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, MeatLoaf, J. Geils Band, Jimmy Buffet, Mad Season, Stephen Lynch, Rod Piazza and the Mighty Flyers, GWAR, a lot of old blues musicians that know one knows about, Tom Jones, Weird Al, The Eagles, The Temptations, CCR, Boston, The Who, The Guess Who, 3 Dog Night, ZZ Top, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Bob Marley, Foreigner, Bon Jovi, Lynard Skynard, Sam Cooke, Kansas, Soul Sirkus, Queen, Aerosmith, Mars Volta, anything from the 60's-70's, Peter Frampton, Kottonmouth Kings, Chicago, Buddy Rich, Frank Sinatra, and many many many more that I can't even begin to name.
Movies:
HeavyWeights,
Who Framed Roger Rabbit,
The Ringer,
V For Vendetta,
Blazzing Saddles,
Young Frankenstien,
History of the World Part 1,
Tommy Boy,
Almost Heros,
Beverly Hills Ninja,
Half Baked,
Beavis and Butthead Do America,
The Cat In The Hat,
8 Crazy Nights,
Little Nicky,
Austin Powers Goldmember,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail,
National Treasure,
Hide and Seek,
Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius,
The Blues Brothers,
The Blues Brothers 2000,
Blue Collar Comedy Tour,
A Beautiful Mind,
The Goonies,
One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest,
South Park Bigger Longer UnCut,
Pink Floyd THE WALL,
Carlito's Way,
...and lots more
Television:
Who's Line Is It Anyway,
LAW AND ORDER SVU,
SNL from the early to mid 90's,
SOUTH PARK,
George Carlin's many HBO specials,
Deal or no Deal,
Howard Stern,
Jerry Springer,
Maury (paternity shows are funny),
THE GOLDEN GIRLS (yeah that's right),
Yo Momma,
Cribs,
COPS
Family Guy
Futurama
Books:
Anything on Astronomy
Stephen Hawking's Brief History Of Time
Go Ask Alice
Around The World In 80 Day
Heroes:
Steve Perry (lead singer for Journey, best voice ever)
Neal Schon (incredible guitar player)
Deen Castronovo (fantastic drummer)
Chris Farley (funniest person ever)
Mitch Hedberg (also funniest person ever)
