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mike

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm mean, cranky, rude and don't really like people. As long as you don't annoy me, we'll get along just fine. I am funnier than hell however. .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ally Sheedy drunk and needing a redhead with an octopus. Rosanna Arquete would be cool too. Although if Maggie Gyllenhaal called I'd answer the phone and not just let the machine take it.

My Blog

Worst Halloween Candy ever repost from last year

Yep, time for another one.You know the rules. A slight change. Number one really is the worst. Ever, ever ever.1) That God awful Black and Orange wrapped Peanut Butter Taffy2) Raisins    Not a candy, ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Oct 2009 19:53:00 GMT

Movie Review Zombieland

If you haven't seen this movie, go. Yes, it's a little bloody, but in a cartoon way. Excellent use of music. Writing was wonderful. Casting brilliant. I probably laughed 300 times. A nice cameo by BMP...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:30:00 GMT

Movie Review Halloween II

It took me a couple days to decide if I liked this movie. Once I decided to ignore the Halloween connection I decided I did. Much like Star Trek earlier this year wasn't really a "Star Trek" film, Hal...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:45:00 GMT

Movie Review 500 days of Summer

Nicely acted, great idea, badly executed. Tries way too hard to be quirky, especially the final scene. Felt nothing for characters.Paid 6.50, wasn't really worth it. Worth a Redbox or when it hits sec...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:35:00 GMT

Movie Review District 9

Interesting movie that forces you to look at racism in a variety of forms. Well done and great special effects. Worth seeing.paid 6.50, was worth it. Not happy the theater raised ticket prices however...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:32:00 GMT

Movie Review Julie and Julia

Simply the best movie of the year so far. If Streep doesn't win an Oscar they should all quite and get new voters. Tucci rocked. Adams was wonderful. Not a single wasted frame of film. Popcorn still s...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Aug 2009 12:28:00 GMT

Movie Review Harry Potter and does the title really matter since the director is an idiot

I'd say this movie sucked but that would be doing a disservice to the positive things in life that suck. I'm wondering if at this point they should even waste their time on the final book since this d...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:26:00 GMT

Movie Review The Proposal

Wasn't a bad movie. Actually kind of entertaining. Bullock can't pull off the bitchy Devil Wears Prada boss routine however. Her eyes twinkle too much. As long as Jesse doesn't hunt me down and kill m...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 18:20:00 GMT

Movie Review Sunshine Cleaners

Alan Arkin, a briefly topless and swearing Amy Adams, a one armed model building vacuum repairman and Emily Blunt. Movies don't get much better than this. Throw in a few bio-hazzards and it's about pe...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 09:27:00 GMT

Movie Reveiw Public Enemies

Well, Hollywood has done it again. They've taken a perfectly interesting tale that if they came even close to the facts would write itself as a fascinating story, and screwed it up beyond belief. On t...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 09:20:00 GMT