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Olaf

Boom!!!

About Me

I like long walks on the beach, romantic sunsets, and decapitations. I like to fart at Wal*Mart and then watch people walk into my stink cloud. I like to play video games and watch movies. I like camping, quading, and mountain biking. I like to worry about the terrorists attacking the nuclear power plant by my house. I like to eat...a lot. I like hanging out with friends. I like drinking Captain and Diet Coke. I like walking at night (the darkness is my friend). I like dogs. I like having nightmares about being chased by zombies. I like making characters in Soul Calibur 3. I like playing poker- with friends and on-line. I like swords, axes, and other medieval weapons. I like 20Q: bow down and worship the all knowing 20Q! I like to sleep. I like to write I like.

My Interests

Video games, camping, reading, sleeping, eating, pooping...in that order.
Game provided by: Myspace Games

I'd like to meet:

Liv Tyler...and by "meet" I mean lock in my basement.

Music:

Metal!!! Do you want to see my metal face? =:() Amorphis, Anathema, Battlelore, Blind Guardian, Charon, Crematory, Darkseed, Demons & Wizards, Evereve, Havayoth, Hollenthon, Iced Earth, In Extremo, Iron Maiden, Lacuna Coil, Lucyfire, Moonspell, Nightwish, Poisonblack, Samael, Sentenced, Therion, Tiamat, Vintersorg.

Movies:

Braveheart, Aliens, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Shining, The Changeling, Clash of the Titans, The Cable Guy, South Park, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Big Trouble in Little China.

Television:

The Universe, Attack of the Show, Survivor, Battlestar Galactica.

Books:

Terry Goodkind's "Phantom"- Book 2 in the Chainfire Trilogy.

Heroes:

Grimlock, Leader of the Dinobots. Famous quote: "Me Grimlock. Me want to smash things!"

My Blog

The Passion of the Olaf

Chance of going to hell:  100%" alt="myspace codes"> Chance of going to hell:  100%...
Posted by Olaf on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:52:00 PST

Go Smurf Yourself!!!

Go Smurf Yourself!!!
Posted by Olaf on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:47:00 PST

Don't mess with Chuck Norris!!!

If a dolphin tried to rob Chuck Norris... ...he would punch it in the head... ...and then he would fuck it in the blow hole to teach it a lesson!!! ...
Posted by Olaf on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:29:00 PST