I decided I should re-write this section but how does one go about summing themselves up in a little white box for the internet to see? I'll cut right to the chase...
[] I'm not perfect and I don't strive to be.
[] I have a fast metabolism and a horrible diet.
[] I hide my emotions very well when I want/need to.
[] I get paranoid easily about the stupidest things.
[] I'm rarely jealous, but when I am it's in excess.
[] I'm a college drop out, twice.
[] I'll finish my Associate Degree after I live life more.
[] I've spent 2 years working at McDonalds.
[] I hate how long it takes to cook a good meal.
[] I hate how short it takes to eat a good meal.
[] MGD is definitely my favorite beer.
[] I've been known to drink Pabst if it's from a keg.
[] Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka == Win.
[] Jose Cuervo Tradicional is my favorite tequila.
[] I don't care if people do drugs, it's their body not mine.
[] The above also goes for religion.
[] I'm a recovering Star-Warsaholic.
[] I think Donnie Darko is the best movie ever.
[] I think Clerks 2 is one of the funniest movies ever.
[] I sleep on a futon.
[] My futon is the most comfortable bed I've ever slept on.
[] I have 2 female roommates (Claudia and Kelsey).
[] No, I have not fooled around with either of them.
[] I moved from WA to FL then back to WA within 6 months.
[] My parents rock.
[] If I had a brother, I bet he'd be a complete douche bag.
[] I like talking about myself (when asked).
[] I don't like being placed on a pedestal, I'm not that special.
[] I've been known to practice oneupmanship.
[] I'm extremely loyal, even in the most dire circumstances.
[] I go to sleep when I'm tired, even if that means I skip a night of sleep.
[] I work great under pressure.
[] I'm stubborn to no end unless you can prove me wrong.
[] I can find out a lot about someone from the internet with a little info.
[] I change details on my profile around in boredom sometimes.
[] I have a few nicknames: Koensayr, Prospect 21, and Choolykins.
[] AOL Instant Messenger: BrandonWiese
[] I hate not knowing who last viewed my profile.
[] I say no to drugs (I wouldn't be able to donate my hair otherwise).
[] I love reality-altering experiences (albiet rare, see previous point).
