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Since many of you don't know me, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Chris. I'm a white, 38 year old, beer drinking, cigarette smoking, foul mouthed, Independent, free thinking, pro-American, anti-asswhipe, meat eating, semi-environmentalist, semi-industrialist, heterosexual male! I love animals, I'm an animal activists of sorts. Horses are my thing but also dogs. Dont fuck with my animals! I think radical Muslims suck ass and radical left and right Democrats and Republicans are helping them with the sucking. Some of you may be offended by now...blow me! The rest of you, come on along for the ride.. I believe in strippers, low gas prices, coke, warm sunny weather, motorcycles, big titties, tight asses, cold beer, thin women, big paychecks, low union dues, huge explosives, WWE pay per views, whoop-ass military, clean energy (yes, that means nuclear and coal), steak, gambling, horses, life exists somewhere else in the universe, tv and loud metal. Still with me? Okay then, I'll throw in poker, Mexican food and Mexicans! (but yeah, they should sign the guest book!). There ya go, that's me.. my girlfriend is hot and spititual. She's big on the whole ghost and spirit stuff. I believe about 50% of her stuff as far as the ghost thing goes.. I don't believe in ghosts but do think there is "energy" and I'll leave it at that. I have some AMAZING friends: my chick, Todd, Beef, Calledon, Windy Beach, Billy, Lost Author, Kim, Tempered Beauty, John Cord, Mingo, Numac, and so on... Oh, and the Shittsburgh Squeelers are a bunch of cheap shot, steroid using faggots! haha ~but you already knew that haha Here's a few more things about me... - been in two major motion pictures ~Seabiscuit and Dreamer
- was once paid to go on a date with Toni Braxton ha
- Donated my spare time to work with handicapped kids and car crash victims
- Was lead singer in a band
a couple times...
- Hosted an "Open Mic" night in Phoenix for a couple years
- Have played guitar for over 25 years
-I'm addicted to diet coke and diet Mt. Dew - Did I mention I've been in 2 major motion pictures?
- Have driven a Ferrari (yeah, a real one!)
- Broke my shoulder blade in a motorcycle accident along time ago...
- I've met Pete Rose, Johnny Bench, Kurt Russel, Jeff Bridges, Elizabeth Banks, Kris Kristofferson, Dakota Fanning, Elizabeth Shue, and a bunch of horse racing celebs...
not to mention all the "adult" peeps I've run into over the years...
- ...and some "hip-hop" guy named Russell Simmons (I've heard he's a big deal)..and I could care less.
- I was featured on the A&E channel when they did a thing called "In the Company of Horses."
- I was a public horse racing handicapper for a few years ~that means people wanted to know who I picked in horse races..~
- Did I mention I was paid to take Toni Braxton out on a date?
- I'm related to Maragret Mitchell (She wrote Gone With The Wind)
- I won tickets to the "Tonight Show" and sat with Kent Desormeaux's family
- never watch tv shows about cops, doctors or lawyers
- have saved someone's life
..but if a chicks that drunk.., does it really count?
- have had a loaded gun pointed at my head by an angry father!
- worked in a sound studio for a couple years
- lived in 6 different states (Arizona and Ohio are my favorites...Florida my least favorite)
Anyway, I work on the railroad and don't have a lot of "social time". I've got a small circle of friends but they're great people and I feel fortunate to know them all. Well, if ya got any questions about me...just ask.
Your Personality Profile
You are elegant, withdrawn, and brilliant.
Your mind is a weapon, able to solve any puzzle.
You are also great at poking holes in arguments and common beliefs.
For you, comfort and calm are very important.
You tend to thrive on your own and shrug off most affection.
You prefer to protect your emotions and stay strong. The World's Shortest Personality Test
You Are 39% Selfish
In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well.
But at times, you insist on getting your way - when it matters most to you. How Selfish Are You?
You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.
It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.
At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment. What Temperment Are You?
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