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Profile courtesy of MySpace Layoutswhats up y'all. thanks for checkin this tight ass page out..lol...well i graduated from west high school in 2006, that is located in the czech town of west,(comma) texas... but i have gone threw my first semester at hill college and then transfered to another junior college in lake jackson near houston. i am living with my mom and working at her company called St. boniface ems, im goin to school to get my emt, so that i can actually work for her and be makin the big bucks....and than i might just keep on goin with that career and get my doctors....that would be cool as shit!!!and if you know me well enough, that would be quite a trip, seein me as a doctor...lmao!!!!but anywayz, after that i will move somewhere near lake jackson and move into an apartment or somewhere that i would like to be and also for those who know me, PARTY TIME!!!! just call me, there defenitely will be some....and soon i will be tryin to get me a truck or a mustang cobra!!!!and after that on the ajenda next is a 600 to a 1000 crotch rocket...damn that is goin to be fun...well, dang, i feel like y'all know most of my life now, so PPPEEEEAAACCCEEE.....and comment me, just if you feel like sayin sup.....lataz playaz!!!!!!and also to add.... i miss the ol lofland crew and all the fun times that we have....it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!! but im me if you wanna talk...i have myspace im or yahoo [email protected] playaz
Slacker Kid
High school was a place you showed up occasionally, but you didn't really leave a mark.
You hated rules, authority, and structure. In fact, you still do. Who Were You In High School?Crusty Demons of Dirt
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Add to My Profile | More VideosYOU KNOW YOUR FROM TEXAS WHEN...
*You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Ennis, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Waco, and Amarillo.
*A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
*You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
*You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
*You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
*You measure distance in minutes.
*Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
*You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
*You know cowpies are not made of beef.
*Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
*You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist.
*You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.
*A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Chevy 3500 4x4 is.
*You know everything goes better with Ranch.
*You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.
*You go to the gas station and there is a sign in the window that reads, "No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service!"
*Your family pet is the stray dog with one leg that came limping up to your door.
*You say "Up-their" when you are refering to a place "Over there".
* You say "yall" as if it was normal.
*You get made fun of for the way you talk.
*People always ask you if you own a horse and ride it to school.
*You get asked if you say "howdy"
*the weather can be sunny one day...rainy another and snowy the next.
*You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends.
*Finally you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation:
"You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."
and this is my moms business...im goin to school to get my certificate to work for her...someday i will own this extending and fastly growing company!!!!
this is all me right here!!!!!
pieces: Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. a great Fighter, that will knock your lights out. (Amazing in bed.)