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HIDEOUS JOE ©

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About Me

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Name: Joseph
Birthday: I was born in 1967, do the math Archimedes!!!
Birthplace: New Orleans, La @ Touro Hospital
Current Location: Kenner, La Dawlin'
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Hmmm...flesh???
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: Only the Martians truely know...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-Flops
Your Weakness: Hot Sausage on french
Your Fears: Catapillars
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicago deepdish with sausage, pepperoni, green peppers, and red onions
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get off of woker's comp, and move away
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yeppers!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is there a schnauzer on my head???!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes...the window to the soul
Your Bedtime: When the drugs kick in!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: When my family was still intact
Pepsi or Coke: RC Cola baby!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK in da house!!!
Single or Group Dates: Is there a chance of sex??? If no, then single. LOL
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I don't do tea...YUK!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla...gotta stick with what works
Cappuccino or Coffee: Orange Juice
Do you Smoke: NEVER!!!
Do you Swear: Frakn' a dude!!!
Do you Sing: Badly
&..39;Do you Shower Daily:' Depends if I'm in jail
Have you Been in Love: Many times
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that. Been there, done that. Been there, done that...etc
Do you want to get Married: Wives are like wisdom teeth, painful but at least there is only one set. LOL
Do you belive in yourself: I would have to say...no. :(
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when my starship goes pass warp factor 5.
Do you think you are Attractive: Like a bug zapper!!!
Are you a Health Freak: Well, at least I've got the freak part covered
Do you get along with your Parents: Hmmm...one is in the ground, the other lives in another state. Do the math Einstein!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only when I'm flying kites & knocking boots!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Sometimes the skin flute. LOL
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Actually, no
In the past month have you Smoked: Well, there was that burning sensation between my cheeks the other night...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only the legal ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yeppers!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Malls are the shooting galleries for terrorists.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't do the chocolate thing.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hmmm...does it count if she wasn't on a bed of rice???
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, my stripping days are over.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Yeah!!! Now Jessica Alba won't return my calls!!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I like to call it these days, "chunky dunkin"!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I will neither confirm nor deny those charges
Ever been Drunk: *hick*
Ever been called a Tease: Only by the guys
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, I'm a lover not a fighter
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, but is was only 3 dozen times
How do you want to Die: Soon...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Not a mutant
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green / Hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Dark, dark brown
Short or Long Hair: Long...I need the handle
Height: 5'2" to 6'0"
Weight: Bone is for the dog; meat is for the man!!!
Best Clothing Style: Jeans and T-shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken: ZERO!!!
Number of CDs I own: Enough to finance a small country. You didn't mean music, right???
Number of Piercings: As long as you don't look like a transformer.
Number of Tattoos: Art is for the soul
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5...and I'm not telln'
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Your kiss is... erotic
Your hugs are... to die for
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... amazing
Your love is... everlasting
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My Interests

I'm interested in all sorts of things from culture to science. I love abstract art as well as possess a capacity for abstract thinking. You name it, I can talk about it.

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what does your zodiac sign say about you?

gemini
an air sign represented by the twins, gemini symbolizes duality and an ability 2 communicate well with others. gemini r very versatile and responsive 2 those around them. however, as with all of us, they have less desirable traits as well including tension, nosiness and superficiality.

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Your Birthdate: June 5
People wouldn't take you for a passionate person - and that's where they'd be wrong.
You can develop deep emotions quickly, and you're the type most likely to move in with someone after a few dates.

Number of True Loves You'll Have: 5

Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 5

You are most compatible with people born on the 5th, 14th, and 23rd of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
You Should Get a MFA (Masters of Fine Arts)
You're a blooming artistic talent, even if you aren't quite convinced.
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Which Famous Artist are You?

Picasso
You are initially seen as a little odd, but you really do have some good ideas. You may have some repressed issues, and you may have a fake happiness that you present to others.

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I'd like to meet:

First person I'd want to meet is God. I want to talk to him about how he set up this love and romance thing...way too complicated. LOL Second would be Albert Einstein. There are a few things involving his equations and quantum physics I want to throw at him.(and I'm serious too) Third would be the person that I CAN spend the rest of my life with. I'm so curious how a "quality" relationship is supposed to be. And lastly, I'd like to meet Adam. So I could kick him in the groin for taking a bite of that damned apple!!! LOL_________________________________________________________ __..

Music:

Way too many to name. LOL Not only do I listen to American artists, I listen to music from Asia...ie Japanese Pop Music. (aka J-Pop, or C-Pop for Chinese and K-Pop for Korean. I even listen to music from the Romanian group Ozone; and I even listen to music from the Middle East and India. Domesticly, I love techno, trance and industrial. Oh yeah, and everything 80's...since that is when I grew up. LOL I love New Order, Depeche Mode, Adam Ant, & Price. I do love Latin music along with Native American music. I really love the ethnic sounds...relaxing. On the local level, I was introduced to a group called Analog Missionary. A very "artsy / gothic" group that plays some musical instruments from Africa and Russia.
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Television:

My favorite show right now is Battlestar Galactica. It is totally frakn' cool!!! I also watch Stargate: Atlantis. I'm a serious Law & Order Freak...SVU is my favorite. Mythbusters, Overhaulin', Justice League, Sponge Bob, Bones, and Prison Break. Got a lot of free time on my hands these days. Not to mention a DVD recorder hooked to my television. LOL

Books:

Ummm...I don't really read books too much. I have ADD so I just cannot sit there and focus for lengths of time. However, I do do tons of reading on the internet on science and technology. I know, GEEK ALERT!!! LOL

Heroes:

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You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Spider-Man 80% Superman 75% Batman 70% Robin 67% Iron Man 55% Hulk 55% Supergirl 52% Catwoman 50% Wonder Woman 42% The Flash 40% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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Your results:
You are Mr. Freeze Mr. Freeze 74% Apocalypse 66% Mystique 60% Venom 60% Riddler 54% The Joker 54% Dark Phoenix 53% Magneto 50% Green Goblin 48% Juggernaut 48% Dr. Doom 47% Catwoman 47% Lex Luthor 45% Two-Face 44% Kingpin 32% Poison Ivy 31% You are cold and you think everyone else should be also, literally.
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your dragon self (stunning pics and detailed results)
You Are A Blue Dragon, you live in deserted places in a cavern or a lair. Your territory in very vaste, but you let cattle farmers and horse breeders stay on your land, so that you can eat their animals, as cows and horses are your favourite meals. You are very sly, and mainly use magic to capture your prey.stone: shapphirequote: "My favorite animal is steak." from Fran Lebowitzyou control: lightning
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Random Stuff About Me

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Interesting Story

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Posted by HIDEOUS JOE © on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST

My new theme song!!!

I now feel I have found the new theme song to my life...currently.  To all my family and friends I would like to really thank you for all the support.  Sometimes I don't feel like I deserve ...
Posted by HIDEOUS JOE © on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 10:09:00 PST

Getting into the Halloween spirit

Here is my attempt to get into the Halloween spirit. LOL  I saw this news article and thought it was quite interesting. Web Life: Want to diary your death? Ask online By Sara LedwithThu Oct 26, ...
Posted by HIDEOUS JOE © on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:52:00 PST

My MySpace...

    Well, here is my blog.  Ever wonder why they call it a blog anyways???  I'm sure there is a good answer for it, but it still seems to be a bit weird.    Hop...
Posted by HIDEOUS JOE © on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 07:48:00 PST