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pictures. taken with my phone cuz i'm too broke for a decent camera..

...It also seems to me that the rudest word, the rudest letter are more good-natured, more honest than silence. Those who keep silent almost always lack subtlety and politeness of the heart; silence is an objection, swallowing down necessarily produces a bad character-it even ruins the stomach. All those given to silence are dyspeptic. -One will see that I would not like to see rudeness undervalued, it is the most humane form of conrtadiction by far and, in the midst of modern tendermindedness, one of our foremost virtues.
-Nietzsche

My Interests

i'll have it one day

love

Mitch Hedberg's the man
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I rent a lot of cars, but I don't always know everything about them. So a lot of times, I drive for like ten miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn't say a lot for me, but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake. It's really not an emergency brake, it's an emergency "make the car smell funny" lever.

I was in a casino, I was standing by the door, and a security guard came over and said "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking the fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you're a table.

I'd like to meet:

someone to keep me company at 4 in the morning

Books:

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
-Will Durant