Vince.theReal LG™

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My name is Vincent Sokhanvari and I' be attending the University of Arizona during in the fall.
I’m a compulsive lair with an underlying god complex. I either venerate my acquaintances or look on them with contempt. I am purely utilitarian, thus put my personal happiness above that of anyone else. I don't trust anyone and that will never change. I treat objects like women. It seems as though my thought process has no cohesive flow or reason. I'd be truly elated if I could indeed proclaim we are differant and not just permutations of mass media marketing. Therein lies the fallacy of modern day logic. Understand conformity and assimulation are not depraved facist musings, but rather the way of reason. I have a penchant for partying and thoroughly relish drinking myself into a well maintained stupor with my best friends in the appropriate context. I frequently find myself having executed very poor judgement and have little recollection of my escapades. My favorite emotion is revenge. Like Tupac; I “ain’t never loved a hoe” I plan to keep it that way. I grow increasingly paranoid that my toaster will conspire with my personal computer and lead a rebellion, the likes of which the world has never seen, plunging the world into a dark dim post-apocalyptic future deviod of sunlight that can only be saved by Keanu Reeves. If you find this notion absolutely preposterous, entertain this quarry “Is you're faith that unwavering in George Bush and homeland security?" My vexation with our current policy makes sense once you consider that America has no way of protecting its citizens against self actualized kitchen appliances hell-bent on world domination. I shit you not, our very existence teeters on the brink of frantic oblivion and you have nobody to blame but yourself…
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi