SCREEN NAME - SCI JOKE
Second Funniest Guy Alive. Oren is first. Im fucking awesome. Actually people say I'm just like the masses. They look at me and go, "Wow your an average American" I'm jealous of everyone else I see on myspace cause apparently everyone is different and unique but me. I'm bored right now so Im just gonna type what comes to mind. I really wanna get a three toed sloth when I get older, and play with it. This song by the Acceptance is stuck in my head nonstop
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sci Joke
Birthday: May 16
Birthplace: Fort Bragg, NC. Army Base
Current Location: DA COOP
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6 DEUCE. minus 2
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: now and later gators
Your Weakness: Bullets
Your Fears: Everything, seriously
Your Perfect Pizza: round
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: being alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Niglicious
Thoughts First Waking Up: hey shakira
Your Best Physical Feature: MY D SON........intial d collection
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: if i forgot how could i remember it?
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: whats a date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Skeet
Chocolate or Vanilla: skeet covered chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: caffinated skeet
Do you Smoke: only pole!
Do you Swear: yea
Do you Sing: not on my watch
Do you Shower Daily: if i feel like it
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: ur moms already taken
Do you belive in yourself: im better then you
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when i masterbate
Do you think you are Attractive: DO U SEE ME....OF COURSE
Are you a Health Freak: yea thats y i drink so much
Do you get along with your Parents: until they back talk
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when they hit me
Do you play an Instrument: meat flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: in the past 12 hours i have, no matter when ur ready this survey
In the past month have you Smoked: yea
In the past month have you been on Drugs: STRAIGHT EDGE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: my lifes a stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: when i took a shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just some hearts, OOOO
Ever been Drunk: yea
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yea right
Ever Shoplifted: yea
How do you want to Die: alcohol poisoning at age 33 right at the peak of our fame,or beat the fuck up in front of a big ass crowd of people while I laugh
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: actor/comedian/poker player/boxer
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i dont care when they r covered in skeet
Favourite Hair Color: same as above minus the eyes and add hair
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 4'10
Weight: 87
Best Clothing Style: whore
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 0
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: pretty much everything, so 23
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