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FUHKOV

Hand Over Ur Money, Ur Phone And Ur Pokémon Cards!

About Me

F U H K O V :
I create noise(s) wherever the fuck I go, out of anything I can get my fucking hands on!
I was once threatened with arrest for shouting profanities at a train station tannoy. Which was total fucking bullshit, considering the fucking tannoy started shouting at me first!
I can't listen to Kraftwerk without the constant need to check my phone for messages!
I occasionally self-medicate...with some fucking hilarious consequences!
Sometimes I'm amazed at the shit that spills out of my mouth. I rarely think before I speak, which I find funny as fuck! Even when I'm getting booted in the fucking puss![LOVEMYFLASH]

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/11/2006
Band Website: [email protected]
Band Members: Just Maff.

I'm on the look out for a female vocalist! (18/10/08)
Influences: Not the fucking Beatles anyway!

The Beatles were and are shit!
Sounds Like: K O N T R R E V O L Y U C I Y A !
Record Label:

T a P e D e C k S e L e C t !

Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

LIKE IGGY POP AND STUFF???

The past month and a few days have been like Iggy Pop and stuff... That's all i have to say... Before I go...   EVERYONE MUST TRY SMOKE SOME SPIDER WEB!!!     Maff.      ...
Posted by FUHKOV on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:29:00 PST

GAME FUCKING OVER!!!

AYE!!!      ...
Posted by FUHKOV on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:16:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by FUHKOV on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:31:00 PST

IT IS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE ME NOT WANT TO WAKE UP!!!!!!

I haven't been fucking slacking...i have been posting bulletins, they haven't been showing up, yes i've sent death threats to those responsible.My bulletins included the usual profanities plus a littl...
Posted by FUHKOV on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 03:11:00 PST

Hiatus questionmark?

Currently in hiatus fans 'n' foes! No more tunes, noise, blogs or bulletins for a while! No idea when i'll come back, but i promise you this...YOU WILL FUCKING KNOW IT WHEN IT HAPPENS!!!   So...i...
Posted by FUHKOV on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 09:18:00 PST

Whiskey, pills, infront of Automobiles...

1. Where were you at 3:14 today?Sitting here drinking lager and trying to remember my own damn name!2. How did you get the idea for your MySpace name?Miss Shiv inspired my name, i once thought i was a...
Posted by FUHKOV on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:45:00 PST

Like My Wall Says "LET ME GO!!!" True Story.

..> More WORK talk...that's all i do, apart from drinking just a TAD bit much according to FUCKING health officials and FUCKING people that have more money than me...FUCKSSSSSSSSSS!!!"Maff. Maff. Ma...
Posted by FUHKOV on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:37:00 PST

10/03/2007

Went out Saturday afternoon, my wee brothers 18th, "Nafe...i'm soooooo gonna get you fucked up BOY!!!"I wish i never said THAT!!!I was fucking wrecked by three in the afternoon!!!Went out with his mat...
Posted by FUHKOV on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:52:00 PST

Apparently she doesn't condone the theft of an artists music!

I just saw a baby walking theeeeee BIGGEST fucking dog EVER out the window, i blinked for a couple of minutes, the baby was gone, the dog wasn't...DID THE BIGGEST FUCKING DOG EVER EAT THE FUCKING BABY...
Posted by FUHKOV on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:38:00 PST

Dear Maff..................

...This is Maff. If you stop drinking for a whole week (AKA 7 days) I will buy you five crates of lager! Deal?   Dear Maff.................. ...This is Maff. Deal!    ...
Posted by FUHKOV on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:20:00 PST