About Me
Being me is a full time job and I have never missed a Day, Stay away from Geneva, Drink more proseco,Say hello to strangers, Smile more often its good for your health, Love one woman, Lust many women, Smoke no more than a pack a day (unless your drinking alot of proseco),Love children are good (if the children are good looking), Dont take yourself too seriously, American medicine is a scam, Service with a smile is always better no matter what the service, Stay away from Geneva, Chalets are nice( wish they werent in Geneva),Dancing on tables in Zurich next to arms dealers is not a good idea(lol), life is interesting,Fearless yachts are nice but small and better for lakes, Wallys are bigger faster and better for the ocean,Lawyers are scary people, Dasani and Aquafina are both filtered tap water(look it up),Porto, Portugal 88.157.211.53(Country and IP address of a maniac),Women are intricate,Keys are bothersome,NYC coffee is trash (and i love NYC),Starbucks is the anti christ,Punjabi music is great,Scotch tape and staplers are always fun,I may have changed my thoughts concerning Geneva (kind thoughtful and accomodating people(NOT!!)),Proximity Replica's and Upgradeable Luxury dont mix,Babies,Babies,Babies,Berlin, Geneva(suxass), Hong Kong, London, Edinburgh, Sunny days, and Windy nights,Time Zones are passe,I am still coming for you, Go to Harvey Nichols but proceed with caution the russian hookers aka Moscowitz will drain your wallet with there eyes, the Ritz is the same; thank god the Savoy is being refurbished or you would probably get held up in there bathrooms, Still in love with the Dorchester, could simply die in the Dorchester,Euro Malboro lights suck, Mr.Chows tastes the same as New York, the Mandarin, and Nobu are so so pretty,Sloane street, Sloane street,Sloane street, pounds over dollars, but i'll still take the dollars.The things i want to say but cannot...The world is so so so small,Look forward,To be thin is to be closer to God- because the thinner you are the less waste you produce...The bermuda triangle is a square,Warm winter days are great.Global warming(so bad but feels soooo good), The snow cant be good for your health,Midwesterners are incapable of closing financial transactions, Every time you swipe your credit card some person in some place makes alot of money, Mimosas rock, St.Thomas sand is the most Beautiful, Isabella, Isabella, Isabella, She is the envy of women.
