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Sophiqua Magnifiqua

Silk comes from the butts of Chinese worms.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Whoever made this:

Music:

I'm a total music geek. Other than intravenous drugs and literature, it's pretty much my sole interest in life.

Movies:

..

Television:

I don't have television right now and I'm going through withdrawal. I really miss E!. And I don't mean thizz.

Books:

All of my favourite writer's are DEAD. Thanks for bringing it up, asshole.

Heroes:

Sassy bitches.

My Blog

TUBULAR

I can't wait until the summer! Surf's up, dudes! And by "surf" I mean "flail around in the ocean." Not like I ever do that, either. But I like the beach and I like surf rock. So there you go. I need t...
Posted by Sophiqua Magnifiqua on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 05:11:00 PST

zzzzz top.

I don't party anymore. I think I'm getting boring. Or old.
Posted by Sophiqua Magnifiqua on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 11:53:00 PST

My Bloody Valentine

This morning I woke up with my period. Aww, my va-jay-jay gave me a valentine! Makes sense-- I did ask her to be mine.   NOT.
Posted by Sophiqua Magnifiqua on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:43:00 PST

Ladybug dreams

For the past two nights in a row I've had dreams of this boy I used to have a crush on. So I guess I still do. When I was crushing on him I never dreamed of him. And I've hardly thought of him in...
Posted by Sophiqua Magnifiqua on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:16:00 PST

AN EXCLUSIVE GLIMPSE INTO MY FABULOUS LIFE!!

Perhaps I need to wear gloves all of the time. Or put tiny condom-like sheaths on the tips of my fingers. I have sustained 3 decent injuries to the tips of my fingers in the past three weeks-- al...
Posted by Sophiqua Magnifiqua on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 11:20:00 PST

I need to stop

I HAVE A CHRONIC CASE OF VERBAL DIARRHEA. I regret 90% of what comes out of my mouth. I just need to stop talking. I'm too honest half of the time, and the other half of the time I'm not even thi...
Posted by Sophiqua Magnifiqua on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 10:59:00 PST

Mean greens

I feel sick. I think I'm mad at myself more than anything. Not mad, actually rather appalled. This is the second emotional sick day I've had in a week. This is worse than before I started taking Proz...
Posted by Sophiqua Magnifiqua on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 03:54:00 PST

Hideousness, woe, whoa.

I need a haircut so badly. Too bad the only woman I trust with my hair charges $80. Fuck it. I'm making an appointment tomorrow. I haven't felt this ugly and haggard in a long time. Today was an ugly...
Posted by Sophiqua Magnifiqua on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:05:00 PST

Lighter fluid

I was so much cooler when I was in high school.
Posted by Sophiqua Magnifiqua on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:55:00 PST

Stream of consciousness

My knuckles on my right hand are so dry and chapped. The one's on my left are too but they're not as bad. I really want a bagel with avocado and sprouts. I need to spice up my resume hardcore. My...
Posted by Sophiqua Magnifiqua on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 12:55:00 PST