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Paul

About Me

i snore when everyone else is sleeping; i drink all my pho soup; i pick my nose when no one is looking; i eat alot of really hot food because i'm a masochist and i like the pain of getting it out; i sing in the shower, in my car, at work and while having sex; i'm lazy; i watch more movies than ebert and roeper and all the blockbuster video employees know me at sight

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

britney spears; krista allen; kristin kreuk; brooke burke;kate beckingsale;kid rock cuz he cracks me up; bill gates so i can find out where he is and then jump in front of his car when he's leaving the parking lot...hopefully he'll just settle and give me 5 million for damages; howard stern cuz he rocks; paris hilton because she's scandalous and might jump my bones spontaneously; someone who knows html and can make my myspace spiffy

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