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Wally

myspace sucks! what kind of losers get on here?

About Me

I don't have a gambling problem. I'm winning, and winning is not a problem. That's like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem, or Def Leppard has an awesomeness problem.
One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something. I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand. He was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.
Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for? And who is Jesus' dad?

Which Horror Movie Are You? The ShiningYou are a lonley person, with a lack of things to keep yourself occupied with. You have a day to day schedule, with all work and no play. You're fed up with the everyday life, and are craving an adventure, or atleast anything to get you out of where you are. You feel as though you are suffocating where you are right now - and you need to break free.
Television-Movies Quizzes

My Interests

traveling, HBO on DVD, music, movies, my dog- Hero, working in the yard, the cubbies, notre dame football, poker, raquetball, being a rock star on Guitar Hero III

Music:


radiohead, wilco, springsteen, dylan, smashing pumpkins, foo fighters, red hot chili peppers, the white stripes, U2, pearl jam, jimmy buffett, ryan adams, neil young, coldplay, the rolling stones, 90s alternative music

Movies:


the godfathers, swingers, say anything, sideways, goodfellas, the jerk, planes trains and automobiles, casino, kill bill I-II, the big chill

Television:


six feet under, the wire, the sopranos, the office, entourage, three's company, the wonder years, the practice, kung fu, boston legal

Books:


calvin and hobbes, the farside, zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, marley and me, 1984, animal farm, the catcher in the rye, slaugherhouse-five (billy pilgrim is way cool), john grisham and michael crichton novels

Heroes:


my dog's name is Hero, so I guess he's my hero

My Blog

The Apocalypse

I just realized approximately 3 minutes ago that The Apocalypse may be upon us and it may be my fault.  But its a risk I'm willing to take, so I am asking for your forgiveness now if th...
Posted by Wally on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 02:11:00 PST

Top 10 Nintendo Games. Ever.

My fiancĂ© brought over her Nintendo Entertainment System to my house a few months ago.  Ever since, nostalgia has been running rampant in Dayton, Indiana.  It made me realize what a great pr...
Posted by Wally on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:15:00 PST

Wal-Mart Revisited: Christmas Shopping Edition

Its an amazing coincidence that my father is the exact opposite of me.  He likes NASCAR.  I like baseball.  He wrestled in high school, with one loss, disqualified for fighting.&nb...
Posted by Wally on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:12:00 PST

Dreams. Life is about dreams.

Stevie Nicks once said, Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? Dreams of loneliness... Like a heartbeat... drives you mad... In the stillness of remembering what you had... And what you lost... And w...
Posted by Wally on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:05:00 PST

Adventures at Wal-Mart

Standing in line, holding a ball cap, a bottle of hair gel, a bag of Hanes undershirts and an aerosol can of carpet cleaner, my progressive disgust for "Wal-Mart" grows intense.  We have 47 ...
Posted by Wally on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:58:00 PST