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JB BLOSSOMS MYSPACE

About Me

.. Hello. I live in Fraser, Michigan. My name is JB. I am also known as Xac. I have many names though. Prozac, Zechariahs, Zaccy, Zachary Binx, Zacaroni and cheese, Zatch Bell, Frutie Tootie, Lucidus, bazooka and Commodore. Choose one to call me or make a new name for me. My friends are more important than anything to me. My favorite color is purple. The color purple. I would NEVER go out of my way to be rude. I am a fallen angel, damned to this world. if you try to step on me ill crush you. i have naughty profiles on gay hook-up sites, but i never hook-up. My favorite movie is Little Nicky. I enjoy swimming even though I feel inadequate taking my shirt off. Just about my biggest desire is to look good enough and be confident enough to work at hollister or ambercrombie and fitch. I wish i was buff. I wish my back wasnt fucked up. I wish my life was different. I am very good at DDR. It is my only talent. Oh, and walking on stilts. Both are useless. I listen to girly music and punky music. I act girly sometimes and manly sometimes, im not the typical girly gay guy or the typical manly gay guy, im me. No one believes I have ESP. if you dont beleive me ill show you sometime, oh well its not like i put emphisis on it. booboobama. ginkobelobin. gumpy. I want a hedgehog. Poke. I have a touching problem. I like hugs too much. I bother you. my favorite word is raunchy. Cheating is my biggest hate. Del taco vs. taco bell. I have my own Asians, Skye and Miranda. They are better than me because they are asian. I love ethnics. Ha, I have ethnics and you don’t. Feel better. Green heals. I HAVE been where you are, and where youve been, ut oddly enough, your the one who wouldnt understand. I have a rubber ducky I use in the shower from time to time. Mustangs are the (teh) sex. I can enjoy being dominated, but only sometimes. I greatly enjoy wrestling and boxing. I am whole brained. I own a five-pound rubber band ball. 1337 C0D3 15 AW50M3. I want WOW. I play nukezone.nu you should to. I say Rawr when I am angry, confused, or trying to break silence. My eyes change color to my emotion. I am talkative. Sometimes im actually afraid to add people on myspace.... it seems like they might yell at me. I really want to get over my fear of heights. I love animals. You want twy ouw shitty shimp? I don’t. Seafood is yucky. Fercereal. The word love is way overused. I will never forget a suger plum. Green tea is delicious and healthy. My favorite band is Mindless Self Indulgence. When warheads came out I used to wash the sour off and then eat them. Now I eat them whole. Play the games called Suikoden so the producers will make more of the. They are like final fantasy games. I’m a freakin squirrel dude, man can I climb. I have had four pet squirrels. Chex mix is yummy. I suck on my candies, I don’t chew. Don’t giggle. I am very fast paced. Can you keep up with my pace? We will see.
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JB BLOSSOM

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Interests

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‡showers‡

‡cuddling‡

‡food‡

‡running‡

‡movies‡

‡cheese‡

‡muffins‡

‡purple‡

‡aim‡

‡taking walks‡

‡monster‡

‡anime‡

‡hot topic‡

‡video games‡

‡final fantasy‡

‡dreaming‡

‡sleeping‡

‡swords‡

‡writing‡

‡hugs‡

‡kisses‡

‡photography‡

‡people‡

‡you‡

‡swimming‡

‡music‡

‡livejournal‡
Music
‡Slipknot‡

‡OK go‡

‡the sunshine‡

‡akcent‡

‡The Vincent Black Shadow‡

‡patent pending‡

‡System of a down‡

‡Papa roach‡

‡Dashboard confessionals‡

‡Nirvana‡

‡Barenaked ladies‡

‡Deftones‡

‡Disturbed‡

‡Korn‡

‡My chemical romance‡

‡Chevelle‡

‡Rob zombie‡

‡AFI‡

‡Alien ant farm‡

‡Ani Difranco‡

‡The Aquabats‡

‡Billy talent‡

‡Blink 182‡

‡Bloodhound gang‡

‡Catch 22‡

‡Chumbawumba‡

‡Coheed and Cambria‡

‡Daft punk‡

‡Dresden dolls‡

‡Eiffel 65‡

‡Five-iron frenzy‡

‡Flogging molly‡

‡Incubus‡

‡Monkey jacket‡

‡Smash mouth‡

‡Linkin park‡

‡Jimmy eat world‡

‡Less than Jake‡

‡Mindless self-indulgence‡

‡Rancid‡

‡Reel big fish‡

‡Sublime‡

‡Sum 41‡

‡Tally hall‡

‡Wheatus‡

‡Zebrahead‡

‡The Birthday Massacre‡

‡Dir en Grey‡

‡Gorrillaz‡

‡HIM‡

‡Marilyn Manson‡

‡Nine-Inch Nails‡

‡The Used‡

‡Green day‡

‡Good charlotte‡

‡Third eye blind‡

‡Lamb of God‡

‡Static-X‡

‡Cascada‡

‡Celine Dion‡

‡Evanescence‡

‡Fall Out Boy‡

‡Final Fantasy Soundtracks‡

‡Frank Sinatra‡

‡Hawthorne Heights‡

‡Panic! At The Disco‡

‡Relient K‡

‡T.a.t.u.‡

‡Lil’ wite‡

‡Shannon brown‡

‡Trust company‡

‡ICP‡

‡Daft Punk‡

‡Utada Hikaru‡

‡Journey‡

‡Metallica‡

‡Nickelback‡

‡Motion City Soundtrack‡

‡Hellogoodbye‡

‡Hollywood Undead‡

‡DDR Songs‡

‡Prozzak‡

‡Del Amitra‡

‡Disney songs‡

‡Natasha Bedingfeild‡

‡The Duhks‡

‡Crazytown‡

‡TLC‡

‡Daniel Powter‡

‡Three doors down‡

‡Papa roach‡

‡Kelly Clarkson‡
Movies
‡family guy movie‡

‡moulin rouge‡

‡silence of the lambs‡

‡red dragon‡

‡they‡

‡shallow hal‡

‡donnie darko‡

‡the color purple‡

‡american pie‡

‡evolution‡

‡south park movie‡

‡ten things i hate about you‡

‡drop dead fred‡

‡cruel intention 1 and 2‡

‡scary movie 1-4‡

‡dodge ball‡

‡bringing down the house‡

‡nightmare before Christmas‡

‡ANY scary or funny movie‡
Books
‡the darwin awards‡

‡little chinese seamstress‡

‡women of the silk‡

‡the phantom tollbooth‡

‡number the stars‡

‡tangarine‡

‡ALL of ann rice‡

‡ALL of chicken soup for the soul‡

Heros

AMANDA MAYOR!

Totally a mexican. I love her, she adds some bright color to my multiculture rainbow. i have known her since 7th grade, which is really great, and she is a master of all things 1337. also, she is a level 10 pastafarian acolyte who worships the flying spaghetti monster.

ANDREA BEARITSON!

Oldest friend i have. That is to say the friend with whom i have the most history. i looooove andrea, and she is just like a sister to me, we end up argueing quite a bit, and we do bug the crap out of each other, just like a real bother and sister would act, regardless, we are tight.

BLAKE GORLITZ!

Very crazy man. He gave me my first tattoo, and he did a good job to, we always have a good time, we have quite a bit of history, i met him when i was a freshman, his interests enjoy the culinary, guns and fire. Very nice, very classy, very blake.

DYLAN KITTILA!

The leader of bisexual pride. She is just about everything anyone wants to be, with a head in the clouds and feet firmly on the ground she knows how to make dreams come true, she can be bursting with emotion and keep calm. She is the ever glory.

HOLLY PHELAN!

Very best friend. Nothing will ever change this, my crazyness matches hers and her crazyness matches mine, we have known each other since fifth grade and i used to eat her hair, since then we have become very close, i no longer eat her hair like i did back then. Tampon vampire.

KANDACE STIRE!

Admired pig enthusiast. A very social women with whom i am madly in love with. Has the charming ability to brighten anyones day without even realizeing it, our activities together iclude swimming with holly, sticking sex toys to ceilings and ghost hunting. Screaming mimi

MEGAN VORCE!

Queen of computer. Most 1337 women i know. Can pwn at any time under any circumstance. though we aregue often, she always wins, we connect on very similar levels, mostly our anger at people level, realizing how dumb most people are.

MIRANDA MENDEZ!

Everything oriental. Its all been wrapped into one neat pretty package, the new rice picker 2000 is here and completely functional. with such great abilities and rice picking, the ability to make ipods, the ability to swerve across several lanes of traffic, its all there, not to mention being extremely hilarious at its own cost. Great job.

PAUL ARENDT!

Powerful love machine. The man i have the hots for, so back off my nuts/nutz. Compatability never came so close before, this model of awesome is, unfortunetly to the public, available to only Paul and I, so check yourself before you wreck yourself, because we own this land.

PAUL AYOTTE!

All power demi god. Armed with the powerful ability to do absolutely anything, Paul is pretty much unstopable. He will make you laugh with his humor, and gasp at his devilish good looks, as said on page 205 in the bible "all shall hail Paul Ayotte"

SCOTT RYAN!

Undefeatable professional wrestler. With flowing locks of pure power i do believe Scotty, quite undeniably, destroys all those who stand before him, with the amazing power of unbeatable coolness, and the famed road ahead of him, he most definetly has a road to fame to be walked, futre headlines read "Scotty fraytown take world championship, undefeated for years"

SHELBY BLEVENS!

Hair stylist of the future. Soon to be hairstylist for the famous, as well as soon to be the famous herself, features unique cuts and can cater to whatever is wanted, with her golden comb of zues and her silver razor of posioden she can manage the worst hair and make it the best, in retrospect, she is the queen of gods.

TOM BUSHON!

One who lives near a bushel of shrubs. Mr. Tom happens to be the sexiest man alive. In addition to the extreme hotness (damages the sun) he is very funny, down to earth and nice. The most high quality person availible "most eligable bachlor" and much to my regret, is straight, strange aura lines portrait abilities of not human origen.