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About Me

Im goin to UF right now doing theatre performance.Thats right, they actually give degrees for that. My plan is to head out to LA or New York when im done and just see what happens, try and make it. If all goes wrong, ill find me some rich old lady, marry her shriveled ass, take her money, and high tail it to mexico. I like just enjoyin myself, havin a good time and a good laugh. IM up for whatever, whenever unless it involves Howie Mandel, Rosie O'Donnel and the last 2 seasons of M.A.S.H., I'll pass on that. You only live once. And if anybody told u different they just a dirty........a dirty dirty liar or buddhist which is cool cause he's all fat and jolly and shit. He's the Asian Santa Claus and who doesnt like Santa Claus. whateverlife.com

My Interests

huh

I'd like to meet:

FDR......but he's dead........that really sux

Music:

damnit

Movies:

airplane, zoolander, death to smoochy, seven, punisher, lots of movies. I like movies. I really been diggin the bond movies (connery, moore, and brosnan...the other 2 suck big ones)

Television:

anything interesting, like weird random things they play on history channel and discovery channel. The best is after a night of drunken partying and then stumbling home and watchin some shit about Montezuma or somethin.......how'd they do it.

Books:

I don't really read books, but 2 that i have and enjoyed have been House of the Spirits and Billions and Billions. Dr Suess teaches alot too. Like Hop on Pop, never hop on your pop because.........somethin about a wall and tennis rackets......i guess the bigger moral is to make good money take a couple of hits of acid and right a kids book.

Heroes:

In all seriousness, ive come to the realization that i really look up to those who have to conquer great adversities and still succeed in their goals. In particular this one family friend who was in an accident when she was young in high school, and remained paralyzed. But nevertheless she continued on with optimism and owns her own business now. It makes me feel like i have no reason for not being where i want to be eventually. It makes me want to be a better person.

My Blog

Happy Thanksgiving America

Its that time of year again. Time to gather round with the family, feast on the carcass of natures "d" student the turkey,and (if your in my family) fight and curse each other, vow never to spend the ...
Posted by javier on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:20:00 PST

whatever happened to lovin a dude with a buspass

I don't really care most of the time about not having a car. I get along fine with my chevro-legs, or hitchhiking and putting my life and sweet ass on the line. But damn sometimes its a real pain in t...
Posted by javier on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:47:00 PST

From the makers of "Kids say the Darndest Things"..."Celebrities are fucking idiots"

So apparently the Juice is back, and full of pulp. Why, after a year long murder trial that you escaped by the skin of your teeth, everyone kind of uncertain about thr truth, why would you come out wi...
Posted by javier on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:45:00 PST

i dont give a fuck'

So saddam just got sentenced to death by hangin. The delivery of the sentence has been all over cnn and fox, etc. It definitey is crazy and uncertain seeing another grandiose moment in history pass. T...
Posted by javier on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:36:00 PST

what u know bout them miami boys

 So this um-fiu brawl has been all over the news, which is great news for miami. Looks like tourism is going nowhere but up, people will be lined up around the block at UM to get your picture tak...
Posted by javier on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

much respect to queen and all descendents of the Macleod tribe

 I just feel like paying a little tribute to two of the most innovative and immortal groups; Queen and The Macleod tribe. Queen rocked it hard and continue to rock it hard, hell the created ...
Posted by javier on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:26:00 PST

(sharks: friend or foe)*sigh*

So apparently news is pretty scarce. The 10 o' clock news on WB had a special report on sharks, delving into the question that is on all our minds, are they our friend or foe. I think i have the final...
Posted by javier on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who is R Kelly's agent or P.R person!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know if anybody has heard that new R Kelly song... but he has got to fire his agent or who ever helps him with his image. I mean he is just gettin done with being on trial for some underage fr...
Posted by javier on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST