Alex Mosher (I) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

The creation of this profile was a desperate bid for human contact and attention over my long and mind numbing spring break, spent in dreary old Scott's Valley, the Party Capital of Scott's Valley.Considering that I find some parts of the arrangement here to be moderatley annoying- particularley how I can not form separate paragraphs in the About Me section, I rightfully suspect that I may have some difficulty finding like-minded individuals, my fellow children of the Atom, so to speak.And by like-minded, I mean Capitial Letters.Months later, very little has changed beyond my realization of how awkward the bit about the Children of The Atom part sounds.

My Interests

Irony, The Internet, Disposible Income, Capital Letters, Punctuation, Friends of mine I only know in Theory, Theatre (Actual), Theatre (Imaginary), Theatre (Sock Puppets), Other People, Retaining my Fragile Grip on Reality through the Internet, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Other people. Hopefully those I already know, and idealy have met in person.

Music:

Quantum Grinder, Johnny and the Proverbial Excruciators, D.U.C.K, AquaDuct, various other fictional artists, etc.

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Mark Twain, Terry Pratchett, Cervantes, Webster's Spanish to English Pocket Dictionary, etc.

My Blog

Myspace is too ugly.

Little known fact. It simply defies conventional description. And Klezmer is neat.
Posted by Alex Mosher (I) on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:33:00 PST

Justice!

I really ought not to write my Theory of Knowledge short fictions when I'm exhausted, as you may come to realize when you read the story bellow.&n...
Posted by Alex Mosher (I) on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:07:00 PST

"Dracula is coming to freak you out!"

What one word accuratley describes a clock that is both excellant and completley useless? Timeless. And yes, yes, I do do things more productive than think of the worst puns in the w...
Posted by Alex Mosher (I) on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 06:09:00 PST

Factoids.

You people out there like this sort of thing. In the world there are an inifinite number of questions to ask, but some of them are bad. That is, questions that don't do much else than bot...
Posted by Alex Mosher (I) on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:06:00 PST

A test of the System.

I'm just making sure there's no smiley for this. Oh, and silent film is neat.
Posted by Alex Mosher (I) on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:38:00 PST

I am in a most desperate situation.

I am unable to sleep, and I have I Get a Kick Out of You stuck in my head. ...fighting vainly that old ennui... And I can only remember the first bit. &nbs...
Posted by Alex Mosher (I) on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 12:06:00 PST

Hello?

It says in the little sidebar to the left of the screen that there have been twenty-seven seperate views this week. Now, the question that this raises is: Who are these people?...
Posted by Alex Mosher (I) on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:46:00 PST

Stable, etc.

Today I made soup. It was chicken and dumplings. I feel like the only things I consume are vitamins and penut butter sandwitches. This is, of course, not true. I also drink tea, and on Wednesda...
Posted by Alex Mosher (I) on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:10:00 PST

My apologies to the Internet!

I am aware that I achieve nothing by pointing out the flaws in what people leave on this website, but I am just that irritated by a lack of capitalization. Oh well. Tone doesn't ca...
Posted by Alex Mosher (I) on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 10:07:00 PST

July Second, Late.

Today I watched a pot boil. Take that, homespun folk wisdom!
Posted by Alex Mosher (I) on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:07:00 PST