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Matt

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am originally from NJ. I moved to NM to finish college in the summer of 97' and I have been here ever since. I have a BS in Psych and a minor in Bio. I'm a pharmaceutical sales rep, so technically I don't really work in either field. I some times have a bizarre and off color sense of humor, but I value integrity, and am genuine, confident, extroverted, focused, witty, extremely funny, facetious, candid, humble, and rigid. I love to be the center of attention, and for the most part I am polite, loyal, and very easy going, especially with those few good quality individuals left out there who deserve to get treated with respect. For those assholes (which is about 90% of the population) who are "Too Cool" "Too Hot" "Too Fake" "Too Trendy" "Too Cliche'" "Too Ignorant", or just happen to be professional Drama Queens, it's probably not a good idea that we converse, since I will most likely offend you and hopefully make you run home crying to mommy for being so brainwashed, shallow, and worthless. I enjoy good intelligent conversation, with other genuine people who are willing to share their own strong opinions, valid arguments, good values, and other interesting topics with me. I was the original guitar player for a band called Klouse (R.I.P.) which formed in NJ, March of 93' then relocated to NM. We played fast melodic music, with deep, harsh but meaningful lyrics, and rough vocals. Sorry to disappoint you, but we didnt sing songs about your girl friend and holding hands in the summer time on Sunday afternoon...Tra La La. I have also played in several other bands in the past and will continue to play until I pass on from either natural causes, a freak accident, or by taking my own life. I also have a bag equipped with 2 balls (batteries included), and will sometimes ball that occasional fat broad, or perhaps your wife if need be. You may proceed to suck me off now, but not before you take your fingers out of your ass. Show me on the dolly where he touched you. What Questions do you have?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you are still reading there is a good chance you passed the weed out process, and I will most likely want to meet a genuine upstanding person like yourself. Don't be shy, come talk to me. Otherwise, hot chicks that fuck on the first date will take priority, strung out dope addicts will be next on the list, and finally the rest of you fucking dumb-dumbs and various pieces of shit will be considered for conversation.

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