Keegan

Made in the U.S.A. Product of Freida and Bertrand Stanley. Two years in the U.S. armed forces (dishonorable discharge). Been playing guitar for 22 years and I still can't figure out how to play 'Stairway To Heaven'. Divorced twice. I play guitar in a Led Zepplin cover band. We're called Lepplestilskin. I'm Circumsized.