Do you wish there was something to do in the summer besides collecting unemployment?
Do you like to play sports and be outdoors, but have absolutely no money and/or talent?
Do you believe that hockey is better than cocaine?
If you answered yes to at least zero of these three questions, then the East Bay Hockey League is the answer for you. The EBHL is made up of boys and girls, young and old, poor and wealthy, talented and hopelessly uncoordinated citizens who unite under the banner of defeating laziness and bordeom in the East Bay. We charge nothing, supply everything, and accept anyone who has the desire in their heart to join us.
The East Bay Hockey League. So benevolent, it might be dangerous.