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Charles

9 pound hammer.................. sounds like my genitals.

About Me

Well where to begin. I am an only child so that made my summers before I had a car pretty boring. I developed an obsession with music at that time, and it has only gotten worse as I get older. My friends are my brothers and sisters and will do anything for them. I am distant from the rest of my family (other than my parents) so the people in my life are my family. I can't sing and constantly do. I can dance but never do. I want a woman in my life who will laugh at my stupid jokes and like me for the goofy white kid that I am. I remember the lyrics to a song or every line in a movie after listening or seeing it twice. However you put a school book in front of me, I could read it for all eternity and never understand what's going on (probably why I haven't finished college). If some one is going to get caught it is going to be me, so I try not to screw up to much. If you have a question just ask. If you don't like me I don't care. Now for the shameless plugs. Visit CHRIS WALKER VERSUS for a good read and a good laugh. Listen to Back Harlow Road and Not Till Daylight or visit there MySpace there my friends; just though I should help.

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My Interests

Longboarding, Music, Skateboarding, Soccer, Art, and stupid vinyl toys.(Don't judge me)

I'd like to meet:

I want to pee on Tony Danza's star on the walk of fame and then say, "Who's the boss now."

Music:

Atmosphere, Grouch & Eligh, Hieroglyphics, Coheed & Cambria, Dj Shadow, Dj Krush, Hall & Oats (Don't judge me), Royal Bliss, Del the Funky Homosapien, MF Doom, Wu-Tang, Lyrics Born, Motion City Soundtrack, Bats for Lashes, Mock Orange, A.F.I, Operation Ivy, Less Than Jake, Stevie Wonder, Hi-Standard, Frank Sinatra, Sade'(I said don't judge me), Mad Caddies, Suicide Machines, Hum, MSTRKRFT, Souls of Mischief, Opio, Who Cares, Thievery Corporation, Living Ledgends, Fall Silent, Stellastarr, She Wants Revenge, Gil Mantera's Party Dream, Gang Starr, Death from Above 1979, Spooks, Aesop Rock, RJD2, Reggie & The Full Effect,Ladytron, NOFX, GoldFinger, The Pharcyde, Unified School District, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Z-Trip, Kings of Leon, Jedi Mind Tricks, The Prizefighter Inferno, Soul Sides.

Movies:

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Seven, Super Troopers, Seven, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Sin City, Robot Jocks (it's corny as all hell just watch it)

Television:

Daily Show, ATHF, Scrubs, Family Guy, Simpsons

Books:

Until the 20th century, reality was everything humans could touch, smell, see, and hear. Since the intial publication of the charted electormagnetic spectrum, humans have learned that what they can touch, smell, see, and hear is less than one millionth of reality.

Heroes:

My Dad, and Chuck Norris.
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