I love cops!! |
Imagine my surprise when I was pulled over for speeding today, yes I was speeding but in a town where my drivers license lists me as living, and this town is so ass backwards that they don't give tick...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:53:00 GMT |
i must be an idiot |
i really don't understand what motivates people to be complete assholes for no obvious reason. is it some kind of contest where the biggest asshole wins the smallest dick prize? i completely underst...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 21:04:00 GMT |
complaint |
marriage.....no thanks. I mean, if i am gonna get married the guys gotta have multiple personality disorder. because i get bored really easy. and who wants the same white bread shit day in and day ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 22:06:00 GMT |
Darth Vader PSA |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw5KR8we4kY
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 18:13:00 GMT |
covert |
trying to get abducted by the government is much harder then initially expected. if i am somehow missing sleep soundly and know that the us government has abducted me and maybe joanna. also there is...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 08:52:00 GMT |
ninth grade poet |
your empty words, brought to life.your hallow mouth,double edged knife.with me now,in the dark, dreaming.alone, out loud,always screaming.make me what you need me to be.make me whatno one else will se...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:22:00 GMT |
bad poetry |
i dare you to write some bad poetry. it seems to me that everyone who refers to themselves as "deep" and "introspective" on this site has posted some horribly, awful verse. so i dare you to write so...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:10:00 GMT |
more then words |
lent is on upon us again, what did you give up? i gave up "DUDE"(if you say the word with a high pitched whine you'll know who i mean). i think that jo gave up the whole cpd. what about you?
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:46:00 GMT |
court |
somethings gotta give. court is a miserable hierarchy that basically runs down as follows: everyone who has payed for an attorney is heard first.then everyone that came late and has payed for an att...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 19:37:00 GMT |
tired |
i think i am an Insomniac. i still can't sleep. tomorrow is totally going to suck. this must stem from my ss concussion. i can't stand up straight, but i do fall well with others!
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:25:00 GMT |
