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About Me

I love eating: deep fried pickles; dark chocolate; Indian food; cake with lots of frosting; lemonade; gruyere cheese; olives. I am morally opposed to diets. ANIMALS: My guinea pig's name is Rufus (nickname: Dufus) and he is all brown--he looks like a miniature beaver without the tail. He's lovable and old, and shrieks at me all the time, drinks too much (water), and loves hanging out in empty oatmeal containers. Unfortunately he is not talented enough to make music videos of himself. He's actually not very good or useful at anything, other than the shrieking and being lovable. Pierre is my rex rabbit, although he does not speak french. He is very lovable and has beautiful eyes. I won him in a raffle (thank god I didn't win a rooster or the goat). He really is a sweetheart.My dream is to one day own 100 ducks and to have a roadside produce stand. Right now I am trying to figure out what to do with my life--where to live, what kind of job i want, and how to be happy despite my confusion.

My Interests

Eating & sleeping; Indian Runner Ducks; Nigerian Dwarf Goats (and Nubians too); dinosaurs; collecting smelly sea shells;

I'd like to meet:

The Real Bing Cavy*Edgar Cayce*Duck-bill Dinosaurs

Movies:

The Grace Lee Project (best I've seen in the past few years); Deepa Mehta Films

Television:

I don't much watch tv, but I used to like watching those blind date shows. Also, I HATE Everyone Loves Raymond. Why does it seem to be on all the time? The answer to this question would be: because I don't have cable tv.

Books:

The Temple of My Familiar; The Sparrow; Short stories & plays by Tennessee Williams Currently reading: The Fifth Book of Peace by Maxine Hong Kingston

My Blog

A Philku for You

A Haiku dedicated to Dr. Phil by Ruth A. Kleast Oh, Phil man really a walrus tusking his way through hypocritical bullshit mustache a little mussed...
Posted by Ruth on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:14:00 PST

Puddles the Oracle Duck

So I was just visiting the psychic Sylvia Browne's website and read that she hosts these things call "spiritual salons" in which she charges $1,000/person to attend. They are small "intimate" gatherin...
Posted by Ruth on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:41:00 PST

Scrumptious Food and Other Insignificant Things

I just had the most scrumptious dinner. I have been so insanely busy lately that i haven't actually cooked food in quite a while. I made some fried chicken and mashed potatos. Then for dessert I ...
Posted by Ruth on Wed, 24 May 2006 08:41:00 PST

Pickles & Graduation

I am so excited, tonite I am going to eat some deep-fried pickles. In other news..... I graduated Saturday! Now I am wandering around aimlessly since I don't know what to do with myself. I'm used...
Posted by Ruth on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:02:00 PST

Guinea Piggin it...

So...everyone what's your favorite Bing video? write me and let me know!
Posted by Ruth on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:15:00 PST

Survived

Hi everyone! I finished my last assignments this week and I am still alive. Now I move from the category of student to unemployed, which is very exciting. The egg business is booming, but only av...
Posted by Ruth on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:13:00 PST

Hungry

I'm really hungry right now.....any ideas what I should eat? (besides chocolate)
Posted by Ruth on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:15:00 PST

Boris

Boris has a handsome chest!
Posted by Ruth on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:34:00 PST