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Hiccers

Remember what the dormouse said......feed your head

About Me

I like watching paint dry, grass grow and I read mattress labels just for fun. Occasionally I rip those mattress labels off when feeling particuarly naughty. Extreme vaccuming for stress relief. I leap tall buildings at Fisher Price Village in three single bounds, meet regulary with the FBI & CIA to discuss important international issues, they never listen. I'm rich, semi-famous, extremely nosy and user friendly. I don't stalk, just follow closely and observe. I'm a figment of my own imagination during thunderstorms and vague when sunny. I'm your best friend and worst nightmare all at the same time. I am strong, I am invincible, I am clueless.
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I'd like to meet:

The man that invented hot water!


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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Music:

Anything classic rock or blues, classical and some in between.

Movies:

I had them all destroyed in the 80's, hell a gal's gotta eat!

Television:

You mean that square thing in the livingroom?

Books:

Heating instructions on microwavable meals, road signs, people's minds.

Heroes:

Those wonderful folks at Tylenol.

My Blog

Deep breaths.....breathe into the paper bag!!

Mother.  Apple pie, hand knitted sweaters, she uses the term "dear" a lot, and best damned meatloaf in town.  Nope.....not my Mum.  I inherited her appalling culinary skills.  The...
Posted by Hiccers on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST

When You Care To Send The Very Best....

Hallmark....a company that's probably been around since Jesus was in short pants.  The Hallmark quip "when you care to send the very best..." is as household an expression as "have it your way", ...
Posted by Hiccers on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST

That's a Wrap!

Christmas descends upon me quickly most years.  Work is usually hitting it's peak, my son's birthday falls on the 15th and it leaves 2 short weeks to make sure things are done up right.  Thi...
Posted by Hiccers on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:15:00 PST

A Matter Of Simple Complication

I like my home....I'm a homebody.  Getting out and doing something new and exciting is always for me!  I like comfort food....meatloaf, but I'll take my chateaubriand medium rare please.&nbs...
Posted by Hiccers on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:15:00 PST

Return to Bender

I've written about him before in the past.  The thorn in my side...evil incarnate!  A man so scrupulously mean in nature that the mere sight of his cube van runs heebie geebie fing...
Posted by Hiccers on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:27:00 PST

Tag Blog

Each player (you) of this game starts with 6 weird habits or facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own with 6 weird habits or facts as well as state these rules cle...
Posted by Hiccers on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 09:41:00 PST

Rings On My Fingers, Casts On My Toes

I've just returned from my 4th belly dancing lesson.  Yep, that would be belly dancing&move over Shakira, ya amatuer, Hiccer's is gaining on ya!   Hiccers the wonder child of inept...
Posted by Hiccers on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 08:02:00 PST

Add a punch of punctuation please.

Call me horribly old fashioned, but I've found myself becoming more and more irritated with the latest trend of online writing...... punctuation....or the lack thereof.  I was just reading a pos...
Posted by Hiccers on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 08:46:00 PST

Is there a line?

Liberal society claims there is no line.  But everyone has one, everyone needs one.  I'll hang on to mine and won't sweat the nay sayers efforts to convince me otherwise. That's all.  J...
Posted by Hiccers on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST

June Cleaver - The Urban Myth

I had an epiphany today.   I'm not June Cleaver&never will be either.  First of all, her pearl necklace isn't the type I like&&suit I mean.  My hair is never that "carved from a tr...
Posted by Hiccers on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST