Tagged |
Here's how you play:Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their na...
Posted by Audrey on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 08:07:00 PST |
Blow Job Revenge |
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they'resitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about thisreally great new drink. The more she talks about it, the mor...
Posted by Audrey on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:21:00 PST |
Dance of the Manatee Lyrics |
I'd like all of your input on what you think this song means. I read a post somewhere of what it meant and I can see it.. sorta.. but tell me what you think..
Fair to Midland - Dance of the Manatee
Ta...
Posted by Audrey on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:56:00 PST |
Being Italian |
>An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in pri...
Posted by Audrey on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:56:00 PST |
Stuttering Cat |
>STUTTERING CAT???>> A teacher is explaining biology to her 1st grade students. "Human>beings>are the only animals that stutter", she says.> A little girl raises her hand. "I h...
Posted by Audrey on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:15:00 PST |
Priceless |
PRICELESS Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirin next to a glass o...
Posted by Audrey on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 06:57:00 PST |
Birthday Remembrance |
BIRTHDAY REMEMBRANCE...This week we celebrate a special birthday. Monica Lewinsky turned 31.Can you believe it? It seems like only yesterday she was crawlingaround the White House on her hands and kne...
Posted by Audrey on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:14:00 PST |
Uh oh. |
A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the conv...
Posted by Audrey on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:17:00 PST |
Plastic Surgery |
A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis.The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?""Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp," the man explained, "And from where I am I can see this lovely...
Posted by Audrey on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:57:00 PST |
Ooops |
An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable tolast very long before he would orgasm during sex. A caring man, he wasconcerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he ca...
Posted by Audrey on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:58:00 PST |
