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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator1985 was the year of my inception into society, and it has been a steady downward spiral since.

I have one major goal in life that i often dream about which is to one day be rich enough to snort cocaine for breakfast lunch and tea, whilst drinking expensive spirits and hanging out with high class hookers, whilst my 3 wives cook for me, clean up after me and bathe me.

Here is a picture of me with the essentials, in my new outfit i picked up from Lowes for the bargain price of $17.90, practicing my "hey how you doinnn lady" lines, so im ready to hit the town and woo the ladys at the tavern and hopefully find me self a top sort.

My Interests

I enjoy hanging out with my pet kangaroo Boxa. He is my best mate in the world. I also enjoy my work as a highway patrols man where i keep all the kangaroos and koalas off the main roads in my local district and sometimes katrina interests me

I'd like to meet:

BAD RELIGION - Fuck Armageddon... This Is Hell!
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Music:

I generally tend to try and only listen to good music, but occasionally i dabble in a bit of shit music.
But due to the best song in history ( ROCK LOBSTER - by the B-52s) allready being composed, i have never attempted or bothered to write or compose any music myself, there is no point, as the best is allready done.

We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
S'in a giant clam

Down, down

Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'

Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Muscles flexin'
Flippers flippin'

Down, down

Let's rock!

Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'

Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the Lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dog-fish
Chased by a cat-fish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhal
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

Movies:

I am a budding and studious young film maker. I am currently working on 3 small pilot promo films along with 4 full length, hopefully somewhat blockbuster, feature films. My first film i created received rave reviews and instant respect in the australian film industry. If you want to check it out it is titled -
Black or Black? - A dickheads guide to everything black

Television:

I had my big break in television in the summer of 1992 where i had a small supporting role in the australian icon soap opera A Country Practice, and in the past 14 years i have apeared in numerous australian dramas, soaps, comedys all to rave reviews. The publicity and becoming some what of a celebrity, has forced me to slowly dissapear from the tv industry in an attempt to fuse back into a normal existance and concentrate on my film making career.There are only 2 shows that i have ever enjoyed on tv, and those are, MACGYVER and WALKER TEXAS RANGER

Books:

After i concor the film making community i plan to reach my goal and become a successful highest selling author which will help me ease myself into retirement.
My favourite book at the moment is -
Punk by the book; How to list generic punk bands, and a handfull of obsucre unknown bands in my myspace profile when i dont listen to them, so that i seem incredibly cool to other internet geeks

Heroes:

the guy who invented the internerd