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Hi. I was born Benjamin Jack Loverock, a freak baby, in Beejong on the planet Zynork. I can usually be found in areas of dense fog and around small rocks. It is a well known fact that the larva of a Ben are quite adaptable, and can survive a serious car crash without food. I am able to be easily distinguished by the high pitched sound i emit, which sounds a bit like Stevie Nicks crossed with a Flamingo, both of whom have been set on fire. I will one day grow a large white beard and re-name myself "Celithrimir: high-head of the super wizard league, saviour of small pebbles, and all-knowing Scuttle Booter", then i will travel from town to town scaring children. My email adress is [email protected] purely because it sounded funny. That's it, now piss off.