Well, I'm a cool guy who enjoys sandboarding and chatting up ladies wearing burkas(they're just playing hard-to-get). When I'm not extreme sandboarding at the dunes of Dubay I'm rocking out with my band the Muhammed Disco Dancers. Oh yeah, and I used to have a career as a pop music artist in the United States before I was forced to go undercover and paid a guy with really pale skin and bad plastic surgery to take my place. Someday, I shall return...Also, myspace offends my aesthetic sensibilities. I only signed up to make a funny profile.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Hot young women who wear veils and have a taste for chastity.
