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Andrea Mae

CLUSTERFUCK!

About Me

baruch hashem baby. i'm fat, get over it.

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My Interests

baking, sewing, painting, art art art, radical art, creepy art, scaring the shit out of myself, backwoods, trees, books, reading books, ghost hunting, dancing, music, rosebud salve, judaica studies, making a mess, ayn rand, virginia wolfe, tissues, sling-backs/slides, tofurkey jerky, exsistentialism, Snice, quilts, spending time with my mom, culinary arts, cats, humans, the south, feminism, pie, metaphysics, road trips, syracuse, being crucial, doe eyes, beards, philosophy, learning more shit than i will ever put to use, Camille Rose Garcia, collecting cute cheap plastic plates, ridiculous singing, Hieronymus Bosch, plotting to take over the world

I'd like to meet:

someone to LARP with. lightning bolt 4 lyfe.Camille Rose Garcia. (who, by the way, is responsible for the art work behind the contact table over yonder.)

Music:

bob dylan, B52s, The Kills, Mirah, Amy Winehouse, HORRORPOPS, Holly Go-Lightly, THE GOSSIP, johnny cash, Goldfrapp, william elliott whitmore, ralph stanley, old crow medicine show, patsy cline, sleater kinney, pj harvey, cocorosie, le tigre, camera obscura, doc watson, loretta lynn, wilco, radiohead, mental, justice, quicksand, trial, tracy and the plastics, wanda jackson, the clash, woodie guthrie, leadbelly, carnival music

Movies:

Horror movies, John Waters and Wes Anderson, Documentaries, The Graduate, and made for tv movies on lifetime.

Television:

Law & Order SVU, Mr. Show, Mythbusters, 3The Sarah Silverman Program, Charmed, Food Network, Futurama, Gilmore Girls. The History Channel, Most Haunted, documentaries on theology, or myths/ghouls/goblins/ghosts.

Books:

I'm a fan of intense romantic smut novels with fabio as the leading hunk of man meat. Actually, my grandmother has like a library of those. Lesbian Pulp Fiction and books on Judaism.

Heroes:

My Mother and Grandmother, and various other women including Beth Ditto, Kathleen Hanna, all the ladies of Sleater Kinney(they broke up!!!!!!!!!!!), CRG, Bell Hooks and others.

My Blog

More pets!!!! GIMME!

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Posted by Andrea Mae on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:11:00 PST

There's a blizzard in my attic....

and that's where i sleep!!!!!!!!!! 
Posted by Andrea Mae on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:41:00 PST

why i am the best person on earth..

usually, i hate myself, then i realized that i hate everyone who seems better than me, then it hit me, no Andrea, you're better than everyone else. so maybe i'm not like 5'10'' and 110 lbs wet. may...
Posted by Andrea Mae on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Congratulations Attention Whore..

You win. You're a rollarskating, rock-n-rolling, backflipping contradiction.
Posted by Andrea Mae on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST