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You scored as Oh, my God. You're Fry., Oh, how sweet. You're Fry. You're nerdy, and lame, but everybody loves you for it. At times you can be the best buddy a person could ask for. Congrats on being such a lovable dork.

Oh, my God. You're Fry.

100%

Ewe. You're Dr. Zoidberg

67%

Oh, Bless your heart. You're Professor Farnsworth

67%

Hey...You're Bender!

50%

You, darling...are Leela.

50%

You're Hermes mon.

33%

All Hail MOM

17%

Get over yourself...AMY

17%

Zapp Brannigan. You jerk.

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Who is Your Futurama Alter-Ego? (PICS!!)
created with QuizFarm.comNo Che I Promise!Well lets see I was born in Pomona, which explains why I have a thick Mexican Accent and no one can understand me...Que? I like drawing, hiking, exploring in My Truck, hanging out with good company, drinking alcoholic beverages with my buddies, and smokin Stogies so I can pretend to be Sophisticated and intelligent but I'm not. What else do I like what are they called, ohh Girls yeah I like Girls too. I was a bad ass in 6th Grade when I beat up this kid Blake because he kept picking on me, but I got suspended for a day but it was worth it. I haven't done anything cool since then. I play guitar even though I'm getting better I still suck. I like snowboarding, but I know what your thinking everyone likes fuckin snowboarding what else is new you A-Hole. yeah but at least I never bought or had a subsricption to a snow boarding magazine, which makes me cool. I like going to Live shows to see my favorite bands EXCEPT for afterwords you smell like wet feet and Cuba and you have a giant bruise from when Frankinstein or the retarded Bro guy who still mad that Pantera broke up elbowed you in the rib caged. It's all in good fun though. I grew up in Upland....yeah...Upland lets move on. I go to San Diego State (ohh you mean the party school) yes that's the one, but it is a school also, Im majoring partying.. I mean in Film, and im also minoring in Philosophy.The Colt 1911: A great way to keep Suge Knight from stealing your shower curtains in the middle of the night!

My Interests

Spurlunking, Dynamite, Big Screen T.V.'s, El Partido de Beisbol, Stogies, Gin and Tonics, philosophy, Movie Films, and nice Western Girls with little or no mental retardation!
You scored as Die heroically, You died, but on the bright side, you killed many zombies. Few will know your reasons, but many will know your heroics. You died so others could live. But you still died.

Die heroically

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Zombie Killer

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Survive with group

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Survival freak

70%

Become Zombie

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Real Zombie Survival Test
created with QuizFarm.comWarning!!! Shameless Alcohol consumption can cause sudden and compolsive urges to display affection publicly for oversized novelty Ice Cream Cones!You have to much Karma: (excessive involvement or attachment to the world). You must shed your karma or else you will return back into Lsamsara: (The endless cycle of death and rebirth)-Hinduism.My Mom in cahoots with the Hitler Youth!

I'd like to meet:

God, Denis Prager, Bruce Campbell, Immanuel Kant, C.S. Lewis, Patton Oswalt, Jim Gaffigan, Socrates, St. Augustine, Rene Descartes, St. Anselm, Eliza Dushku (and make a sexy time to!), and Willy Vanilly before he was killed in the First World War.Ahhh Vehry Nice...I Like!

Music:

Alice in Chains, NOFX, Strung Out, Thrice, Tenacious D, Nirvana (The band and the Buddhist state of blissful non-existence thats cool too), Iron Maiden, Bad Religion, Stone Temple Pilots, Sound Garden, The Vandals, Poison the Well, Cradle of Filth, Rise Against, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Robert Cray, Vision of Disorder, Disturbed, God Smack, Rammstein, Pantera, Joe Satriani, Metallica, Slayer, Guns N' Roses, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Johnny Cash, Neil Young (yeah I know he's a hippy but he's still cool), Zero Down, The Strokes, The Bouncing Souls, Hi-Standard, Guttermouth, Jimmy Eat World, Hot Water Music, Megadeth, The Scorpions, Mr. Bungle, Chevelle, Mad Season, Ozzy, Suicidal Tendencies, and of course the greatest band of all time "Spinal Tap"This Album Changed my Life!

Movies:

Since I don't have a social life (I'm being serious, your laughing I'm not laughing) so I fill that void by watching alot of movies a few of my favorites are: Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Fight Club, Sin City, Casino, Dodge Ball, Swingers, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Night of the Creeps, Land of the Dead, (Big into Zombie Movies), Resevoir Dogs, Desperado, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Heavy Metal, Platoon, Constantine, The Matrix, Tombstone, Band of Brothers, King Pin, Old School, The Naked Gun Movies, Evil Dead and Army of Darkness (big Bruce Campbell fan), Death to Smoochy, The Mothman Prophecies, Euro Trip, Gladiator, Indiana Jones: Raider of the Lost Ark and the Last Crusade, The Star Wars Trilogy, Enemy at the Gates, The Godfather ,Forest Gump, Back to the Future, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, The Last Samurai, They Live, Super Troopers, Anything with Chris Farley, Anything by Mel Brooks, Wayne's World, Dark City, Munich, Spinal Tap, Austin Powers, Schindler's List, Batman Begins, Batman, Batman Returns, Dracula, Borat, Project A, Legend of Drunken Master (big into Jackie Chan movies), Casino Royale, The 13th Warrior, 40 Year Old Virigin, Pirates of the Carribean, 300, 28 Weeks Later...

Television:

I have a few Myths about Kari that need to to busted or confirmed!Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Moral Orel, Insomniac with Dave Attell, Entourage, Da Ali G Show, Late Night with Conan O' Brien, The Colbert Report, Reno 911, The Simpsons, Tripping the Riff, Myth Busters (Kari is a total Babe), A Haunting, Unsolved Mysteries, and the Military, Discovery, History, and Science Channels

Books:

The Question of God, The Bible, The Screwtape Letters, Happiness is a Serious Problem, The Lord of the Rings, Macbeth, Hamlet, The Time Machine, War of the Worlds, The Quran, Currently Reading: Suspicion and Faith and 10 Theories of Human Nature

Heroes:

Anyone who fights crime or isn't a dick!Yep it's the Pope Mobile! Whether or not it's the real pope, or a mechanical one, we may never know?