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Machine Gun Kelly♣

We are not enemies but friends. We must not be enemies.Though passion may have strained, it must not

About Me


KELLY BALLZ TO THE WALL!! ROLL OUT WITH YOUR HOLE OUT! "KELLY", from the Irish Gaelic meaning "strife". She is full of energy and is able to mesmerize those around her. An idealistic and expressive individual. It says that, I swear! What can I say, im your average fun loving gal! Im bout 100% Irish, like you couldn't tell by my booze drinking capabilties and that pastey skin! I HAVE AN INCREDIBLE MAN IN MY LIFE NOW THAT GOES BY THE NAME DAVE. BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME. Im in school for Welding and Fabrication. As im sure you can imagine, I am the only female in the damn class. I hate drama, I hate nights that end in tears. I try to avoid it at all cost! Now im not saying we all havent experienced beer tears once in our lives but i like to keep things calm and easy. Partyin is just more fun that way. I love good friends and playin poker and pool. Now, my ultimate life plan is to own my very own pub called Kellys and fabrication shop. If you would like to I M me, the names weldinkelbo.
The Nail Ripper
People Iced: Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Four
Favorite Weapon Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Nine
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Three
Tongues Cut Off: Three
Biggest Enemy: Disgruntled Donny
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..Me and My SUE!Me and My JESS! Me and My JESS! ME and My LADIES!My 89lbs of Crazy , dog DIESEL!Me and My brother whom I call BROSIF! Back in "02"Me and Tiny!

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I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!Id Like to meet anyone who can drink a gallon of milk in less than an hour, whole milk that is! Sorry Lance

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My dream car......a Chevelle...

Television:

Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is eithor a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, If I live, I will kill you, If I die , you are forgivin, such as the rule.....of HONOR.

My Blog

Update....

Well well well, if it isnt good ol friday....*sigh*.....I hafta work at 5am tomorrow mornin, what a drag eh?  At least the money is right. wanted to go out tonight for Ninas B-day tonight but NOO...
Posted by ♣♥KELbasa♠♣ on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 04:15:00 PST

V-Day

I never used to really give 2 shits about Valentines Day but this year I dooooo!  Im finally happy on V-Day rather than broken hearted and drunk.  He is mine and he is wonderful..... I got h...
Posted by ♣♥KELbasa♠♣ on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:40:00 PST

FanFuckinTastic~

So, V-day is this wednesday.  Im not dun shoppin for Dave but I did give him a badass early gift.  He gave me one to!  He got me the lil green IPOD!  Im so pumped about it, I cant ...
Posted by ♣♥KELbasa♠♣ on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:36:00 PST

Gluuuug glug glug

Yay for saturday!  Im off today and tomorrow and Benny Hana's is callin my name.  Tonight I shall partake in good food and  drinkin myself silly.  Works been kickin my sweet ass an...
Posted by ♣♥KELbasa♠♣ on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 10:20:00 PST

November 17th

I have really learned a lot about myself lately.  Just a few months ago I thought Id never know what a good relationship was.  I just assumed one day Id MAYBE meet someone that I got along w...
Posted by ♣♥KELbasa♠♣ on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 08:48:00 PST

Yesssssssssssssssssss!

So, I work in this factory ya know.  Things have been going quite well.  Then today they say "Hey Kel, you've TIG welded before right?"  I reply, "Why yes boss, I have.....
Posted by ♣♥KELbasa♠♣ on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 02:33:00 PST

Thankful

As some of you know, Dave was just recently in a bad accident.  You can see that in his 2 newest blogs.  I cant even tell you how thankful I am that he is alright.  Just a hurt back.&nb...
Posted by ♣♥KELbasa♠♣ on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:38:00 PST

Lately....

Hello Everyone.  Thought Id give ya a lil update on things.  Im doing incredibly well.  Things in life are good.  Im sooo happy.  Dave and I are doing better than ever.  ...
Posted by ♣♥KELbasa♠♣ on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 05:20:00 PST

Today....what a great day.

So.....Dave recently recommended  a place that I should apply at.  It's called M&W.  This morning they wanted me to take a welding test.  I was so nervous that I would screw it...
Posted by ♣♥KELbasa♠♣ on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 09:29:00 PST

Happiness brings on inspiration......

HEllo everyone.  HOw have you all been?  ME?  I'Ve been great.  THats right, I said it...... great.  I might actually have a welding job soon.  THat would rock my wo...
Posted by ♣♥KELbasa♠♣ on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:01:00 PST