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la.la.lament

people in stucco houses shouldn't throw quiche

About Me

Hi, I'm Erin. I lose things...a lot.
I also know a lot about hydrogenated oils and I like nostalgia and reading newspaper articles about teen zombie parties.
Sometimes I get so bored that I lay in bed and put on lipgloss...

My Interests

losing things, tattoos, music, film, photography, art, green pants, sugar cookies, writing, serial killers, cooking, and just plain making stuff.

I'd like to meet:

If you are artistic, free-thinking, funny and have morals...chances are, I'll probably like you.
If you have "the angles" in your pictures, I probably hate you.

Music:

98 Mute, A Global Threat, Ace of Base, Acid Bath, Agnostic Front, Air, Alexisonfire, Alice In Chains, Alkaline Trio, Anathema, As Cities Burn, At the Drive-In, Atmosphere, Atom & His Package, Authority Zero, Bad Brains, Bandits of an Acoustic Revolution, The Bled, Bane, Bathory, Bear vs. Shark, Beep Beep, Benjamin Davis Murphy, Blonde Redhead, Emmanuel, Billy Talent, Bjork, Bloodbath, Blood Brothers Brand New, Bright Eyes, Brujeria Bullet For My Valentine, Capes, Cassanovas, Cat Power, Chapters and Verses, Chasing Victory, Children of Bodom, Clit 45, The Code CoCo Rosie, Cream, Cursive, Darkest Hour, The Descendents, Destruction Made Simple, Dinosaur Junior, DOA, The Doors, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Dustin Kensrue, Eels, Eighteen Visions, Eisley, Everest, Every Time I Die, Exploding Hearts, The Exploited, Eyehategod, The Faint, Fiona Apple, First Blood, Full Blown Chaos, From Autumn To Ashes, From First To Last, The Fugees, Glass Casket, Glassjaw, God Forbid, Good Riddance, Gray Matter, Grimskunk, GWAR, The Haunted, Heatmiser, The Hollies, The Hold Steady, Hot Water Music, I Hate Myself, Isis, Isle of Q, Jefferson Airplane, Jimi Hendrix, Joanna Newsom, John Lennon, John Vanderslice, Jurassic 5, The Kinison, Lagwagon, Lauryn Hill, LCD Soundsystem, Led Zeppelin, Leftover Crack, Mad Season, Mamas and the Papas, Mars Volta, Matisyahu, Meat Puppets, Melee, Melissa Auf Der Mar, mewithoutYou, Millencolin, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Minus the Bear, Minus, Misfits, Murder By Death, Mustard Plug, My Dying Bride, Neon Blonde, New York Dolls, Nine Black Alps, No On 15, The Number 12 Looks Like You, Open Hand, Opeth, Ours, P.O.S., Pantera, Paranoid Social Club, Peaches, Pedro the Lion, People In Planes, Plain White T's, Poison the Well, Propaghandi, Quarashi, The Rapture, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reel Big Fish, Regina Spektor, Rocket From the Crypt, The Rosebuds, Rotting Christ, Rx Bandits, Sage Francis, Say Anything, Screeching Weasel, Selby Tigers, Sepultura, Shai Halud, The Shins, Showbread, Sinai Beach, Skinlab, Sleater-Kinney, Sloppy Meateaters, Smackin Isaiah Snot, Sons and Daughters, Soulfly, Star Sailor, Streetlight Manifesto, Styles of Beyond, Sublime, Sufjan Stevens, Suicidal Tendencies, Swollen Members, Tapes ‘n Tapes Ted Leo, Terror, Test Icicles, Transistor Transistor, Trophy Scars, Turbonegro, The Unseen, The Vandals, Vast, Walls of Jericho, Ween, The Weakerthans, Wolf Parade, Zao

Movies:

Snatch, Fight Club, Leon: The Professional, Donnie Darko, Requiem For A Dream, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, 21 Grams, Traffic, Memento, Super Troopers, The Frighteners, Pi, Sin City, Army of Darkness, 400 Blows, Joe Dirt, Elmo in Grouchland, Apocolypto, Edward Scissorhands, The Goonies, Forrest Gump, In the Bedroom, SLC Punk, American History X, Queen of the Damned, The Cell, The Hills Have Eyes, Matchstick Men, Mystery Men, Gummo, A Princess Bride, Maria Full of Grace, American Beauty, Ever After, Blow, Ladykillers, Dirty Pretty Things, Murder By Numbers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Breakfast Club, Lords of Dogtown, Ladykillers, Little Miss Sunshine, Pan's Labyrinth, The Protector, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Mystic River

Television:

Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Everything's Sunny In Philadelphia, Ideal, Dexter, David the Gnome, Pirates of Dark Waters, Ghost Hunters, Top Chef, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Office, Squidbillies, Wonder Showzen

Books:

Water For Elephants, 1984, House of Stairs, Lolita, Animal Farm, Exquisite Corpse, The Coffin Dancer, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, 25 Most Infamous Serial Killers, Body Farm, Fall Into Darkness, And Then There Were None, The Weekend, Who Killed Kurt Cobain?, Julius Ceasar, Cities of the Red Night

Heroes:

Joan of Arc, Vladimir Nabokov and Leonardo Da Vinci

My Blog

she wanted to talk.

about life and all the things passing by,but mostly she wanted to talk because she wanted to cry.we're drunks who like to drink a lotand alcoholics who think about what we haven't gotand we can hardly...
Posted by la.la.lament on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:07:00 PST

oh my darlin, there's a place for us...can we go before I turn to dust?

God came to me as a sugar cookie and he said,"Erin, the sugar cookies are making you fat."But if God is a sugar cookie,Then God is making me fat.Also, I may not be the most attractive human being, But...
Posted by la.la.lament on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:53:00 PST

that's a high class lint roller

Blackened body parts for a blackened mind,It's mainly all I can do to unwind.I inhale, exhale from an empty shell,Forming a cloud of smoke with a tell-tale smell.The tell-tale smell sinks to my bones ...
Posted by la.la.lament on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 02:26:00 PST

I want a room full of laughter and 10,000 pounds of ice cream

You're not a guy, you're not a man,You're just a sad excuse for Peter Pan.If Neverland was never not a land,When I walk the plank, you wouldn't hold my hand,.You're not even a real boy, you're just fo...
Posted by la.la.lament on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:01:00 PST

you don't realize how much underwear you have until you do laundry

You taste like cigarettes and baby's breathand apathy that hasn't meant much since Christ's death.I have separated nail polish and a ticket for a free ride,and now coffee shaken hands that push my ban...
Posted by la.la.lament on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:40:00 PST

love.

I love my friends.I love being in this city.I love Fargo.I love Newports.I love what I go to school for.I love my bed.I love milkshakes.I love stuff.[I hate this Wendy's commercial]...
Posted by la.la.lament on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:48:00 PST

scrape.scrape.scrape across the plate

I like the way the fork scrapes across the plate.scrapescrapescrapeacross the plate.And I like the way the pin scrapes across my skin.scrapescrape scrapeacross the skin that I hate.And I like the way ...
Posted by la.la.lament on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 11:14:00 PST

our coats are heavy, but our hearts even heavier...

So I was reading an article in Marie Claire (before you start laughing, just read on) about a woman who's husband was a journalist who was murdered in Iraq. He was killed two days before her birthday ...
Posted by la.la.lament on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 05:56:00 PST

muscle relaxers and milk

relax my muscles, relax my mind, just let me let it out so I can unwind. unwinding, unfurling...I'm completely uncoiled. but still toiled and soiled and boiled.   a baby's neck snaps bu...
Posted by la.la.lament on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 11:08:00 PST

hello, fellow, welcome to this bordello

our beds are comfy and our hearts even comfier.make yourself at home, we'll be done in a blur.shall I add you to my leather-bound journal?where the pages keep my deepest secrets eternal.it's funny how...
Posted by la.la.lament on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:54:00 PST