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About Me

hello there my name is ralph, i go to avc. i work for the city of palmdale. im a nice caring person. i enjoy helping others, but if your an ass i will tell you. so if you have any thing to ask just ask.Vanilla Ice

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Name: ralph f
Birthdate: july 01, 1987
Birthplace: van nuys
Current Location: palmdale
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5'8-5'10
Weight: 165
Piercings: 0
Tatoos: 0 but want one
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nope
Overused Phraze: thats cool or thats not cool
FAVORITES
Food: outlaw chicken sandwitch a jacks
Candy: any kind of mints
Number: 44
Color: money green
Animal: poison arrow frog
Drink: water
Alcohol Drink: dont drink
Bagel: idk the norm
Letter: f
Body Part on Opposite sex: smile
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: both darkens your teeth
McDonalds or BurgerKing: bk
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot coco
Kiss or Hug: hugs to hold the loved on close to your heart
Dog or Cat: dogs
Rap or Punk: punk
Summer or Winter: summer (im a summer baby)
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: close one but i would say love
YOUR...
Bedtime: when i knock out so around 1-3am
Most Missed Memory: the way it use to be
Best phyiscal feature: the whole damn thing
First Thought Waking Up: f ing school
Goal for this year: pass classes
Best Friends: auggie, eric, alondo, dyno, jason and my fam
Weakness: hurt to easy
Fears: parents death
Heritage: mexican, irish, and indian
Longest relationship: never been in one
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: when i was little
Ever Smoked: no
Pot: no
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: kinda
Ever Shoplifted: yea
Ever Skinny Dipped: every summer
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yea
Been Dumped Lately: all the time
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: ne color but it what to be big
Favorite Hair Color: i go for ne thing
Short or Long: kinda short but kinda long if you get my drift
Height: around 5'2-5'7
Style: hottness
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: no drugs but alcohol maybe
Muscular or Really Skinny: skinny but not really skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: a couple
What country do you want to Visit: italy and amsterdam
How do you want to Die: in peace
Been to the Mall Lately: ya
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like to listen to them
Get along with your Parents: most of the time
Health Freak: not much ne more
Do you think your Attractive: H yea
Believe in Yourself: kinda
Want to go to College: im already there
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: no
Shower Daily: ya
Been in Love: i think if not pretty close to it
Do you Sing: yea
Want to get Married: yes
Do you want Children: ya
Have your future kids names planned out: ralph the 3rd or montgomery and for short call him "monty"
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: soon
Hate anyone: dont want to say
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Name
...believe in true love?
Your hands say With me, you"ll never be lost.
Your eyes say I"m so lucky.
Your hugs say This is where you are meant to be.
Your kisses say I almost can"t believe you love me.
Your body says I want to wake up beside you.
Your heart says Je t"aime.
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... burn into my heart
Your touch is... irresistable
Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... encouraging
Your love is... eternal
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||| 40%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hedonism || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 43% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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favorite color:
best physical quaility: everything!
best personality trait: caring
will you marry your bf/gf that you have now? no
when will you get married? April 4, 2014
your kiss is: mixed messages
People date you because: you're smart
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My Interests

basketball, video games, music, wwe, my new one reading and my favorite of all time long naps
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I'd like to meet:

jerry west, red hot chili peppers, bret "the hitman" hart, shawn michaels, johnny depp, kevin smith and bruce campbell.
You Are the Helper
2 You always put on a happy face and try to help those around you.You're incredibly empathetic and care about everyone you know.Able to see the good in others, you're thoughtful, warm, and sincere.You connect with people who are charming and charismatic. What number are you?
Your Birthdate: July 1
You are a natural born leader, even if those leadership talents haven't been developed yet.
You have the power and self confidence to succeed in life, and your power grows daily.
Besides power, you also have a great deal of creativity that enables you to innovate instead of fail.
You are a visionary, seeing the big picture instead of all of the trivial little details.

Your strength: Your supreme genius

Your weakness: Your inappropriate sensitivity

Your power color: Gold

Your power symbol: Star

Your power month: January What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 4%

Romance - 76%

Self - Control - 2%

Kissing - 38%

Cuddling - 91%

Kinkiness - 100%

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Birthdate (MM/DD/YY)
Favorite Color
Gender
Hours 6
Minutes 41

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Music:

sevendust, van morrison, black stone cherry, hinde, thee midniters, audio slave, blue oyster cult, los lonely boys, the tea party, the greatest band ever the CHILI PEPPERS, and any other kind of rock. RAP IS CRAP.

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Movies:

kung fu hustle, the evil dead series, sky high, cinderlla man, bros grimm, the warriors, 40 year old virgin, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, and charlie and the chocolate factory.

Television:

the 4 greatest shows ever nip tuck, ground for life, wwe and titus. i also watch george lopez, according to jim, seinfeld, and drew carey. i will pretty much watch anything.

Books:

i can get in to a book real easy. the kind of books that i like are vampire books, myths books, and any kind of biographies or autobiographies.

Heroes:

my family
How You Are In Love
You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often.

You tend to give more than take in relationships.

You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.

You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.

You are fickle and tend to fall out of love easily. You bounce from romance to romance. How Are You In Love?

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Posted by king of the burbs on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

friends

Friends are ppl that will always have your back, they well give you help you n e way you need it. They will pick you up when you done sit and listen when you need an ear. I've been down for a while no...
Posted by king of the burbs on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:50:00 PST

my life

i wrote this 4 a class, its about me. so if you what to see how i tick or just wants to see where i came from read it. its a little long. Life is a Special Thing Life is some thing that people take ad...
Posted by king of the burbs on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:05:00 PST

the strongest feeling

i wrote this for school but i want to see what ppl think bout it. read it and please tell me what you think, good or bad. thank you The Strongest Feeling        &n...
Posted by king of the burbs on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:25:00 PST