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Berto

Iz you iz or iz you ain't my baby???

About Me

It's Berto, well for those of you who already know me I guess its really pointless to say anything about myself. And since I'm just not a self-promoter of any kind if any of those wanting to know me or things about me, how about we do things the ol' fashion way...JUST ASK ME. Oh, and seriously for the last damn time I AM NOT AN ATHEIST! Some of you idiots need to dust off the ol' book reading skills and pick up something we common folks like to call a DICTIONARY and look up what Agnostic means, or better yet do what I said earlier...JUST ASK ME!
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My Interests

Sports, Sports, and more Sports huge fan of the Steelers, SacTown's finest the Kings, and of course the Carolina Gamecocks.

I'd like to meet:

God, the hosts of PTI, Bill Maher, Charles Barkley, the Clinton's, Shaquille O'Neal, and the guys from Korn. I wouldn't mind running into Rush Limbough, Bill O'Riley, or George Bush so I could knock the shit outta them.

Music:

I know everyone says they listen to everything but I really listen to EEEEEEEVERYTHING, except country of course. Korn, Chevelle, Stone Sour, Slipknot and Mudvayne are some of my favs in rock. Justin Timberlake, Fergie, Robin Thicke in Pop. I like Nas, the Dipset crew, the Roots, Kanye, Outkast, Eminem in rap (I know it's not hip-hop cause Nas said best...hip-hop is dead and it's a damn shame!) James Brown, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, the Jackson 5, pre Thriller Michael Jackson. I hate this new wave now of Southern rap, it's all clown shit and garbage...When will you all realize this music is shit, not the shit but SHIT!

Movies:

My favorite movie is Fight Club. I list you all my other favs cause theres too many but I like action, suspense dramas, comedies (no chick flicks allowed!), I love the suspense thrillers that are scary but I hate the slasher movies, they are terrible always with no plot, there not even scary I usally fall asleep through them...I need some to keep my attention going.

Television:

I love PTI, SportsCenter and anything realating to basketball, football, golf (only when Tiger plays), womens tennis (because they have an orgasim with each stroke, its great!). I don't have time to watch the weekday dramas on t.v. like everybody else like CSI, or Grey's Anotomy, or crap like that, I just think it's a waste of time.

Books:

Nada...good book.

Heroes:

Just all those who take shit from people on a daily basis and keep getting up....WORD!