*Dert Gets Freaky*

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[HAVE YOU EVER..]
been kissed.. yeah
lied to a friend.. yeah
dyed ur hair no
dressed punk yeah
kissed a girl yeah
saw something u didnt want to yeah
danced in the rain yeah
lied to ur parents yeah
went barefoot in the snow yeah...its actually quite painful...i did it like 20 min ago
played hockey yeah
made ur own clothes no
[IN THE LAST 24 HOURS..]
got in a fite no
took a shower yeah
gave a dirty look to someone yeah
cried=( no
did a cartwheel no
went to school yeah
shopped no
danced no
got sick no
did something u regret yeah
discovered something new i dont think so...maybe
[IN SCHOOL YOU...]
run to class because ur always late no
act perfect no
act hyper usually
are a nerd on the inside...
in band?? no
[RIGHT NOW UR..]
in ur pjs no
drinkin no
listening to music yeah
watching a movie no
iming someone no
talkin on the fone no
eating no
[CLOTHES..]
hot topic or abercrombie and fitch more of an abercrombie style prolly...but not abercrombie...i like it...but im dead broke...depends on the day...
thongs or briefs boxers
boxers anyone?!?! yeah
sweatpants or jeans at home sweatpants...at school jeans
longsleeved shirts or short sleeve usually short
tube tops or tanks im a dude
[CURRENTLY .. ]
current clothes tigre collared shirt, machine jeans, artifakt belt buckle, lacoste sneakers
current mood tired....bored
current music jack johnson-banana pancakes
current taste newports
current make-up none
current thing I ought to be doing reading or something
[ LAST PERSON .. ]
you hugged my best friend/sister/nominee for favorite lesbian, catherine
yelled at see previous answer(its a lot to copy)
IMed. not sure...i think my pops tho
you touched monica...
[ EiTHER/0R .. ]
coffee or hot chocolate usually coffee but some days just really call for hot chocolate
big or little medium
lace or satin late
new or old old
vogue or cosmopolitan playboy
skirt or dress skirt
wool or cotton cotton
[DO YOU..]
put on a "front" no
have a crush on someone yeah
if u got a tatoo where wud u get it where on my body?....uhhhh...id get multiple tat's....arms, legs, back, neck, chest...wherever
[RANDOM QUESTiONS..]
waht is the online symbol u use the most is ... a symbol...if so then ...
u have a boyfriend or girlfiend no
who's hotter, Josh Hartnett or Chad Michael Murray you tell me
what was the last thing you said you too
who would u want to be stuck in an elevator with an elevator technician...duhhhhh
do you like stickers yeah
do u play with mad libs wen ur bored no
are you suicidal no
is your window open no
what was the last pair of shoes you bought converse high tops...the ones w/ the graffiti shit all over them
do you have a little brother no
does he draw you cute pictures no
where do your grandparents live they dont
what do you think of when you hear the word click a gun...i grew up in america...what can i say
are you a moron to some prolly
do you like trampolines yeah
have u ever accidentally sucked something up in the vacuum yeah
did you see American Pie 2 yeah
do you cut yourself only on accident
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!First hings first. I wrote this a few years ago and i was tryna be that fruity mother fucker that all the girls adore. That being said, you can pretty much disregard that statement cuz its all true. *strange*I'm Kyle...A.K.A. Dert, Jesus, Derty J, Harry...I think thats it. Congratulations. I am a pretty interesting mother fucker. I'm a very deep and emotional person. Not emotional like I cry all the time and shit but I have strong feelings and I tend to express them. I love Angela (better known as the drunk chick if you've read the bulletins I've posted) and I can't stop thinking about her. I'm 16. I'm supposed to go to Commack High School, but I got kicked out in '04. Now I go to Brennan High School. Scratch that. I got kicked out of there. Now I'm at an outpatient program at a place called Sagamore. I ride the little bus. Now I'm back at Brennan again. It sucks pretty bad, but I'm trying to be good and get back into Commack. I draw. I love warm spring mornings. I love cold winter nights. I like long drives. I'm pretty outgoing. I try to be funny. Most people would probably say I'm funny. I like a lot of girly, corny, romantic movies. I like music. I like underground rap, rock, hip-hop, r&b, reggae, house, alternative, pop, industrial, metal, pretty much any kind of music. I like love songs. I like a lot of songs that most guys would be embarassed to be seen listening to. I love long walks on the beach in the winter, especially when you have someone very close to you to share them with. I don't really do much. I kinda have no life. I pretty much just sit home and smoke cigarettes (trying to quit) I have been saying that for about a year. and watch TV or go on the computer, but on the weekends I work- too much. I enjoy biking. I ride quads. I like to hang out with gay people. I have my own style. I'll call it fusion. Yeah, fusion. I'm kind of a mix of preppy, hip-hop, punk, emo, and kinda whatever I want. I have long hair...very long hair. I've been told I look like a girl and I've been called a freak and shit for it, but I like it. I chew tobacco. I love to wear flip-flops. I love women...All women...Scratch that...Most women...Scratch that again...All women. I don't do drugs or drink. I had my fun with that. I don't believe in God and I don't understand religion. Scratch that too. I think it's just a bunch of people practicing medieval rituals because they think something good is going to happen. It's not for me, but I dont look down upon anyone that practices any certain religion or anything. Scratch that too. I am beginning to belive in a higher power. I do not choos to call her God. If I tell you I'll call you back I probably wont. But I mean to. Anyway, that's about it. If you want to know anything else im me at GodLovesUgly631. Please comment my page, give a suggestion, ask questions about me or my page. Anything you would like.just a btw...i end almost every sentence with a dot dot dot (...) it took me about 10 minutes to edit out the ...'s....but i figured id let you know that anyway...just trying to portray the real me...whatever that means.
[Marital Status] Single
[Shoe size] 11.5
[Parents still together] nope
[Siblings] 2 bros and a sister
[Pets] a dog and a fish
FAVORITES
[Color] black and red...together...otherwise blue i guess
[Number] 1024
[Animal] dog i guess
[Drinks] idk water
[Soda] coke
[Book] angels & demons
[Flower] hibiscus
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] nope
[Twirl your hair?] twirl like play with?...yeah
[Have tattoos?] not yet
[Have Piercings?] yeah...just both of my lobes
[Cheat on tests/homework?] sometimes
[Drink/Smoke?] smoke
[Like roller coasters?] no
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yeah
[Want more piercings?] yeah
[Like cleaning?] no
[Write in cursive or print?] print...all caps
[Own a web cam?] nope
[Know how to drive?] not legally
[Own a cell phone?] yeah
[Ever get off the damn computer?] not often
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] yeah
[Considered a life of crime?] yeah
[Considered being a hooker?] nope
[Lied to someone?] yeah
[Been in love?] too many times
[Made out with JUST a friend?] no
[Been in lust?] sure
[Used someone] not that i can remember...but probably
[Been used?] yeah
[Been cheated on?] nope
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yeah
[Stolen anything?] yeah
[Held a gun] yeah
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] ecko sweatshirt, ecko t-shirt, dkny jeans, ecko boxers, blue roll top tims,
[Current mood] a lil tired, bored, moderately sedated
[Current taste] newports
[What you currently smell like] newports and givenchy
[Current hair] just regular old down
[Current thing I ought to be doing] sleeping
[Current cd in stereo] beck mellow gold
[Last book you read] i know this much is true
[Last movie you saw] titanic
[Last thing you ate] milk and cookies
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my bro cj
[Do drugs?] not anymore...only the ones im prescribed to
[Believe there is life on other planets?] no
Remember your first love?] no
[Still love him/her?] probably
[Read the newspaper?] sorta..i kinda flip through the pages to the comics...then the games...then the classifieds...but actually read it...no
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yeah
[Believe in miracles?] not right now
[Do well in school?] im trying
[Wear hats] yeah
[Hate yourself?] no
[Have an obsession?] yeah...a couple
[Collect anything?] empty cigarette packs...and change
[Have a best friend?] dont think so
[Close friends?] a lot
[Like your handwriting?] i like it more than my teachers do
[Care about looks] i care about how i look to myself...but i dont care about how other people think i look
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] wow....i dont know
[First kiss] this girl karen or kyren or something from my camp
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] sure
[Do you believe in "the one?"] i believe in the one...but all these people think that they have found the one...meanwhile the one is still out there and they are with someone else and it doesnt work out
[Are you a tease?] no
[Too shy to make the first move?] yes
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yes
[Bitch/Asshole] i dont think so
[sarcastic] yeah
[Angel] no
[Devil] no
[Shy] very very very very rarely
[Talkative] very
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