i need your help |
I have been seeing Jennifer Caldwell for about a month now and have just made it official that we are dating. So as many of you know I am always coming up with nicknames for my girlfriends. Jennifer d...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Oct 2009 10:21:00 GMT |
Gross |
so I haven't talked to my ass in a while. Not that I'm complaining but I heard a rumor. I hear my ass is hanging out with some dick. I also hear that this dick could have some disease. I love my ass b...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 21:30:00 GMT |
I might have swine flu |
Accually I know I do have the swine flu. Everytime I cough I snort a couple times after.I have this violent diarrhia and it always sounds like a pig squealing.Has to swine flu doesn't it? I haven't he...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Sep 2009 15:53:00 GMT |
how about this |
I wanna design jewelry. Rings mostly. I wanna make them with out diamonds. Well the really expensive ones could have a diamond in it.I wanna make these rings cheap so any guy could afford one. The ide...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Aug 2009 21:51:00 GMT |
I think I'm GOD |
Hell everyone reading this is a GOD. I really do think that way.Here is my reasoning... and tell me if I'm wrong...everytime I pray I find I'm talking to myself Bless me my self for I have sinnedI am...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:37:00 GMT |
my newest business idea |
A few friends and I were talking yesterday and we came up with an awesome idea for a new business. We wanna sell cigarettes. A whole store with nothing big smokable products. We would name it the "C...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 11:43:00 GMT |
i’m still sick |
I thought I'd write this to let those interested know whats been going on.
I had a stomach ache a couple weeks ago. Tried to wait it out but it wouldn't go away. Couldn't eat much but was able ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:12:00 GMT |
ah yes finally |
My shop is about done. YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! The amount of stress that has lifted is amazing. I feel like laughing again. Free from all that is soo nice. I think I'm back to my old self. I feel bett...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 04:41:00 GMT |
i’m going to be a millionaire |
I have come up with the greatest idea of all time. By the time I am finished with this everyone reading it will wanna be my best friend because of all the money I'll make. The idea just came to me one...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:56:00 GMT |
all right you shit heads |
I'm a big believer that the words; term; sentence Oh Your God should be used instead of Oh My God. Seriously think about that for a second. Have I ever met your god? I don't know what your God is. He...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:29:00 GMT |
